The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You recieve roast chocobo... though its a a little rare...

*inserts cheese*

u get a toasted cheese sandwich!

*inserts eyeliner*

You recieve liquid eyeliner

*Inserts Neji's coat(Neji from Naruto)*

You recieve Gaara....RUN! O.O

*Inserts Sand*

Garra! Hugs...Uh anyway...you get a...im busy hugging the sad boy so you recieve an I.O.U. from Lady Rika, congrads

*Inserts Garra's pants...heh heh he won't need them! Muwahhaahah*

You get Sasuke...lucky!

*inserts Sakura*

Recieves a teapot

*inserts teabag*

You get Mr T.......bags

Inserts Paris Hilton (I've been trying to get rid of that for years now!) :)

You receive a dvd....weird :sex:

*inerts a gil*

You recieve a chill... its Shiva

*inserts match*

You get Ifrit...doing hellfire O.O Uh oh....You also recieve a paper that says the vending machine company is not liable of damages >.<

*Inserts bones*

You get a dog barking at a cat with a bone painting, horra follow the bones!

*inserts quistis whip...im gonna need that back*

*interesting...........:roll:

*puts in quistis Bra! :drool:

You recieve Lulu's bra! [it's somewhat larger...]

*inserts clothes-line*

You recieve Kuja's pants.....lucky so and so >.<

*inserts a Kuja Feather*

You recieve Wakka's thong and guess what...it's cheeta print!!!

*Inserts Riku's bra...oh wait thats right she dosn't need one! So I guess the next best thing is required...inserts Riku's yellow shirt thing,
Mumbles, "If you could call it a shirt..."*

Ranger recieves Lulu's little cacktor doll...cute...

Inserts Tidu's sword*

receives somethin like....a....hat?? wtf a hat??...wtever the machine chooses...

*inserts Irvine's hat*

You receive...Tidus's virginity..oh man you shouldn't have!

*inserts pee wee small size condom*

You recieve Tidu's playgirl cover photos...and guess what, their autographed!

*Inserts a nuvaring...those little plastic things girls stick up their Vajayjays to keep from getting knocked up
Rukia: WTF...earth people use plastic circles to keep them from birthing children...how odd
Me: Oh tell me about it!

you recieve a piece of paper that says this machine has been censored by the fcc* Oh crap! :shake:

*inserts Wakka*

you get a toaster
*insert Big Mac*

You get... a mashed-up Big Mac! And a large Coke.

*inserts a tape cassette*

You get a tape cassette that teaches you japanese while you sleep!

*Inserts Bonzai Japan Club Banner*

You get a sumo-wrestler.

*inserts chain*

u get a....... puppy on a chain? wtf?


*inserts collar*

You get a pet velociraptor (wearing the collar). It kills on command.

*inserts hand*

You get britney spear's hair straight off of ebay!

*inserts her lighter*

Highlighter pops back. The v.m. refuses it.

*inserts speaker*

You receive a song in reply: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you, it won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, but you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two."

*inserts a gold doubloon*