The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You get a real live Moogle named Mont Blank

*puts Gil in*

You obtain The Baby Cactuar Kit!:
Baby Cactuar X1
Cactuar Feed X10
Baby Bottle x1

*inserts zenny*

You receive the rainbow brush!

*inserts memento ring*

you received a necklace =P

*inserts how-to-snap guide book*

You get Yuna's necklace^_^

*Inserts a Snap...hey that guide book works!*

You get Raisin Bran!

*mocks you and inserts Cap'n Crunch*

You recieve a swollen face because your allergic to strawberrys(i am at least)

*Inserts a cerel at random...you get Fruit loops, wh00t *

you received an empty cereal box

*inserts how-to-sing-badly guide book*

you recieve the powers of the wind crystal from ff3.
*rips coupon in half tht i recieved on page 147 thts good for 2 posts and inserts it*

You receive cocoa pops

*inserts toast* I hate cereal...

u recieve a dragon powered toaster. nifty isnt it?
*inserts other half of coupon*

you receive new coupon
*inserts something random*

you recieve a the new collectors edition of advent children (no i didnt make it up there is a collectors edition)
*inserts my new copoun*

Gets a penny-farthing to ride around on.
*inserts rusty piece of metal*

u get a shiny piece of gold
*inserts montblanc cus hes just stupid sometimes*

you get a new clan hunt!

*inserts gilgamesh*

You get the all mighty excalipur.

*inserts final fantasy lead haircut*

you get a free silver wig..made specially to match sepiroth's hair color

*inserts how-to-jump guide book*

you get 4x float
*inserts nameable character*

You get that back. With an easter egg.

*inserts random pipe*

you get the pipe back in the coin return slot. the machine's out of order.
*insert dinosaur*

Well, if the machine's out of order it eats your dinosaur and doesn't give you anything....

*goes to find new machine*

I come running back at the sound of kicked metal.

I watch you recieve the power of gannon, and I get all excited and

*insert a coin*

the machine takes ur arrow and throws it back directly at u.
*inserts a chocobo sandwich*

You recieve Cloud's head on a platter

*inserts Cloud's gorified feet*

ur bomb blows the dam vm up now wat am i suppose to do?????!!!!!
i go looking for a replacement vending machine and theres 1 Mexico. so i have it delivered to the exact same spot as the old 1.
i find the guy who blew up the old 1 rob him of all his stuff and
*insert it into machine*

You recieve a fossilised shard of the old vending machine... strange since i'm sure that the thousands of years needed to form a fossil haven't gone by already...

*inserts cornflakes*

u revieve a burnt pop tart thts got magical ether sprinkles on it
*inserts bublegum wad*

u get a grimling who steals ur mastersword and and knocks u out with it.
*inserts the wind,fire,water,and earth crystals from ff3*

You recieve Chaos's breath in a perfume bottle. Snazzy.

*inserts socks*