He comes back out punching you in the face!
*Inserts a old lady*
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He comes back out punching you in the face!
*Inserts a old lady*
You get a small ounce of dusty farts in a can
::inserts a gold peice from FFIII::
U GET EXCALIPUR!!!
*Inserts sword to stab whatever's inside...*
You get a disgruntled homeless man awaken from his sleep
*inserts the juice of a cactuar*
You get an armed nuclear warhead, yay! Lucky you.
*inserts a burning demon from the deepest pits of Hell*
gets melted chololate bar
*insert Firion*
You get bits, pieces and drawings of a No Liemit plane to build, since I could not be bothered. Has to be finished by 3pm.
*inserts that chocolate bar and hopes for a new one*
gets the chocolate bar back
*inserts annoying assignment*
gets a paper that says "F" in bold, green lettering.
*Inserts your mom*
A slim white Oprah came out of the machine...You don't see that everyday!!
*Insert your sis*
OH WOW!!You got a ticket to a free visit to the hotsprings in japan!!
(*puts in 500¥*)
You get a one way ticket to hell, with ozzy riding shot gun. And not the Ozzy as in the man the myth the legend but as in Ozzy from CronoTrigger
::inserts 12oz can-o-beer::
You got a empty can of oii ocha...(japanese green tea)
*puts in that ticket to hell that i just got*
You get an exspress ticket to hell this time, but instead of Ozzy you get a coach class seat next to Cher.
::Inserts chicken butt::
You got a chicken head...WO_OW!!
*put in the other ticket to hell that i just got...*come ooooooon! Something good!!!!!!!!
You get Richard Simmons, who is hell in the manifest and a can of fried worms.
::inserts coffee cup::
You get an overly-jittery Woody Woodpecker
*inserts Kefka Palazzo*
The vending machine does nothing. It ate your monies.
*inserts Merlin*
*the machine breaks from the effort of dispensing a several dozen long page of programming and the world gets annihilated in the process.*
*inserts the remnants of the world that once was yet may never have been*
The world of Final Fantasy VIII appears and everyone turns into poorly formed FFVIII graphics.
*inserts Rinoa.Heartilly*
you get a sister for life haha
::inserts pandoras box::
You got a bowl of ramen...(and its ice cold) with a note that says you must eat it now or else...
*shoves the can of fried worms in richard simmon's mouth and some how inserts him in the vending machine* I wish Meier Link-san would stop giving me bad stuff...- -
Granted but this is not the make a wish and have it corrupted thread, so you in turn get a rare excalipoor
::inserts the "eat it now or else note"::
You got a the cold ramen shoved in your face...heres what happened,a robotic hand came out ripped the note you put in and it shoved the ramen in your face...
*decided not to put anything in and left...*
out roll a diamond from the machine
::inserts Ramen::
Oh wow...a diamond*pick up*
Lets see...you got crazy cat with thick eyebrows
*inserts 100¥*
You get a platter of chicken fried rice and cho cho
::inserts someone elses foot::
You got a screaming guy saying give my foot back...
*put in 100¥*
The Machine Spits out $1.05USD
*inserts 50,000,000 YEN*
You get Edward's and Sabin's double-sided coin. Thanks for your money!
*inserts ex-girlfriend*