The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You get the jewish bible with every third page ripped out of it.

::inserts a pen that doesn't work::

Hmp!!

you gets a pen refill...
too late now cus you already puts the pen in.

*inserts *whatever that is...

You get a Potion.

*Inserts Hi-Potion*

U get elephant poop.

*inserts magic muffin*

you get a magic mushroom

::inserts one of the Mario Brothers::

You get Luigi back with a note saying "This machine is not gay"

*Inserts armed nail bomb*

u get a nuclear bomb

*inserts He-Man action figure*

you get a malibu barbie

*inserts choker chain*

you get a replica size 0 thong that has been scaled down to a 1/3 of the original size, letters of authentisity come with it, wow they are pair 987233444.

::inserts Esper Odin::

You got mega flared by bahamut...ouch...

*Inserts... :)*(a smilie)

U get Hitler! AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*Inserts chicken butt*

You get a cross bred chicken donkey.

::inserts beer::

*you receive 42 Exp. Points*

*inserts post*

u getz TOAST!

*inserts ex-girlfriend*

You get a somewhat torn-up bra.

*inserts polar bear*

U get the golden compass.

*inserts backscratcha!*

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U get the golden compass.

*inserts backscratcha!*

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(You didn't put money in, but it'll slide this time.)

You get the Omega Weapon (VIII) as a loyal pet.

*Puts $100 and 1,000 gil in*
I had better get something good for all that cash!!

U get CORN!

*inserts taco*

you get a bowl of cereal

*inserts achmed the dead terrorist*

You get a microphone.

*inserts an old battery*

*You've recieved a coral sword*




~Puts coin in~:above:

You receive silky panties, courtesy of the Cloud Dress Up Foundation, inc. "If it's not gay, it's Cloud!"

*inserts Exxdeath666*

you get a basket full of kittens. yum.

*inserts bbq sauce*

You recive bbq ribs.

*Inserts potato chips*

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U get CORN!

*inserts taco*

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I HATE you, Exxdeath666!!!!

You get NOTHING!

*inserts 1,000,000 gil.*

you get a penny. what a waste of money

*inserts a random emo*

You get Zidane.

*after robbing the machine and reobtaining my 1,000,000 gil, I insert the penny I got. (good choice)*

You get a hangover.

*Inserts empty beer cans*

you get two asprins and a bottle of rum

::inserts coke::

You get two cokes.

*Inserts my hurting brain* :blowtop: