The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You get head of Leon from Resident Evil 4.

*Inserts .44 magnum*

a hand reaches out of the VM, and you get a cap popped in your ass :P

*inserts gauze and bandages*

you get a first aid kit

*inserts advertisments that pop up on the tff site*

You recieve message saying "There are adds on tff?" "Wow."

*inserts moggle named kupo-chan*

Recieves a pair of Kupo Nuts...

*inserts screwdriver*

U get screwed in teh butt by Tayzande (is that hao u spell it?)!

*Inserts Infinity Gauntlet*

you get an unlimited amount of slaps from the vending machine

*inserts snorkel and earplugs*

U get Black Bolt, who is very angry at u and yells at u... (OH NOES!!!)

*Inserts Kil'Jaeden*

nothing happens with the vending machine

*inserts whistle and batteries*

The Whistle & Batteries you inserted get thrown out and Mr. Resetti pops out and starts babbiling on about something to do with inserting things into other things, after 3 hours, 47 minutes & 78 seconds, he leaves.

*Insert page from note pad with my brothers cell phone number on it...*

U get the Scatman who then clogs up your brain with foolish mannerisms until your head explodes...

*Inserts Morshu the Shopkeep*

you recieve a chibi hypello doll

*inserts funblade*

U get shot by John Wilkes Booth

*Inserts pez dispenser*

You get Malboro breath!

*inserts handfull of pocket lint*

You get a fresh and juicy hair ball, but the cat is no where to be seen.

::Inserts the year 2008::

you get teleported into the year 2009

*inserts smirnoff*

U get the evil sock of Darth Vader!

*Inserts a piece of paper with the word "yen" on it*

The Sh!tty Wok Asian Man from Shouth Park popsh out, and givesh you shome Sh!tty Chicken to-go.

*Inserts foot inserts*

U get a knee to the crotch! Yum!

*Inserts chibi kuja doll*

you get a lunch box that is ticking, covered in white powder, and reaks of gas.

::inserts jager::

U get Mick Jager, straight out of his "hazy dayz"

*Inserts admit one ticket to a Broadway musical*

You get a ticket to the live action "cannible the musical" in return

::inserts Cloud's shoe string::

you get clouds shoe string XD

*inserts aft deck*

you get the FWD bridge

::inserts 1/32 soldier::

You get a Vincent Valentine dollie. No, it's not an "action figure", either.

**inserts a slip of paper with the number 10000111100011101001110000111111110101011101020111 010111 written on it**

you get a red pill and a blue pill with a note telling you to pick one.

::Inserts empty beer can::

*You get a can of ice cold beer*

*Inserts a pencil*

U gets a booger!

*inserts nothing*

*you get a note saying "Bugger Off!!*

*inserts pillow*

You recevie...."error".... You recive...."Error". Machine is out of order.

*Sends replacement note*