U get the Void as it sucks the overrated "hero" into its empty abyss...
*inserts Big Bird*
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U get the Void as it sucks the overrated "hero" into its empty abyss...
*inserts Big Bird*
(Um, okay...)
You get an ugly chocobo that talks in a voice that is amazingly similar to Big Bird's.
*inserts two gil and a grenade*
U get Arnold Schwarzzenegger who yells to you upon release "GET EEN DUH CHOPPUH!!!"
*inserts gilgamesh model...*
you get a vegnagun action figure
*inserts atomic bomb set to explode in 5.....4....3...2..*
... 1. GIANT EXPLOSION!!! Everyone around the machine dies, 'cept me; I iz immortalz.
*throws a double-sided coin into the crater that used to be the vending machine*
you get a bigger explosion, nuke-sized. and you got killed in the process :P
*throws phoenix down*
*inserts new machine*
*inserts coin*
you get two sided coin from the Dark Knight.
*inserts white materia*
U get the light of judgment up your @$$!!!
*Inserts Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Season 1*
hand reaches out and slaps you with a styles doll
::inserts vodka and coke mixture athat I am currently drinking::
U get Jecht, who is still hung over from yesterday's party in Zanarkand...
*inserts the milk of power!*
You get a pregnant wife that has violent mood swings and weird food cravings
::inserts a random STD::
you get a CD with the "AIDS" song from Team America
*inserts WMD*
You get me! (sorry the acyronem matches my initials haha.)
::inserts a lady bug::
you get attacked by an australian wood-boring beetle, imported straight from the daintree rainforest in cairns (google them - they're dangerous!)
*inserts toothpick*
::beetle runs back into machine chasing the wooden tooth pick::
You get a used string of dental floss.
::inserts coffee cup::
U get Ben Stein, who lets out the most annoying sound in the universe: JIHHDIUHIUDGFFRDCSDSYTDGVCYSFDRDSFCXTCXXYCFSRSYTSD SEWHHHHDD$R%!!!
*moons whatever is inside the machine*
a mechanical boot comes out of the machine and kicks yu up the ass
*inserts jalapeno*
You get a jalapeno.....ON A STICK!
*inserts holy knight action figure*
I died of the Jeff Dunham joke.
You receive 15 Paladins.
*Inserts Meier and Paladins*
You get an I.O.U. one revive redemable at all magic shops when you come in the door.
::inserts master summon materia::
U get Bahamut, who launches a Megaflare at you. Fortunately Kuja shields you from it, so you're safe. So is Kuja.
*inserts breffmints*
you get a diet coke and mentos bomb. it will explode in exactly 1055393542005775354542123577 minutes
*inserts a monkey*
You got a horny caveman :) ...Good luck
*Insert horny Oprah and the ass of Paris Hilton*...You better make this one pervert ppl.
long time, no post........
you get slapped in the face by the VM
*inserts chicken balls*
You recieve sad chicken. (thanks for finally getting this started again)
*Inserts my dual swords*
U get the Exxdeath666 Worldbreaker! (2605 with 515 Dragon Element)
*inserts Roeas*
[QUOTE=Exxdeath666;1184973] (2605 with 515 Dragon Element)
QUOTE]
HOLY SH**!
You recive a note stating: "OMG U DONT GET NOTHING (SAD FACE) :("
*Inserts Cloud's hair gel*
U get a cement mixer! HAHUAHAUHAHHAHAUHAHAA!!!! :D
*inserts joker card*
You recieve Pencil that "MAGICALLY" Dissapears....you dead now.
*inserts your finger*
you get kicked in the face by me, and your head falls off.
*inserts H.U.N.K's head*