The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get a hair from kains butt

::inserts hat::

*you get a glove*
No glove no love ;D

*inserts spoon*

you get a bowl of oats... now just how are you gonna eat it without your spoon? :D

*inserts a watch*

you get a deffective ribbon that gives you all stat aliments instead of preventing them

::steals deffective ribbon and inserts it::

you get an alien from Toy Story who says: "You saved my life! Im eternally gratefull!"

*inserts plastic coin*

a big hand comes out and pimp slaps you for trying to jip the FFVM by using funny money

::inserts hojo glasses::

you get to see hojo himself
*inserts street fighter action figure of ryu*

You get a 2 black eyes and a bleeding nose from Ryu!

*Inserts a paper fan*

you get a danger sign!

*inserts coat hanger*

you get a metal coat hanger.

*inserts ps3*

you get a big ol pile of barret poo

::inserts sony 6-axis controaler::

You get a Wii mote and half of a 360 controller.

Insert 4763 copies of Wii Play

you get a bloody chocobo feather

::inserts PS3 version of enchanted arms::

U get every FF game and they don't work.

*Inserts a bloody masamune*

you get a clean murasame

::inserts crono egg::

you get.........

*inserts Coin*

You get a lesson in grammar.

*inserts cat*

you get a cat eating shinra guard dog

::inserts lilys cat eating shinra guard dog::

...You get nothing but dust and a jamming noise.

Insert a Lava Lamp...

You get a needle.

*Inserts beef patty*

you get squall hyped up on heroin

::inserts 100gil::

You get a bit of paper. Oh well...

*inserts boots*

you get 3 grains sand from the base of the gold saucer!

::inserts ruby weapon::

gets shard of metal.........

*inserts coin*

you get a used black materia

::inserts latex glove::

You get Emerald Wepon that smells like Dishwater....

*inserts ultima wepon*

you get the ultima power... a dish cloth! hehe...

*inserts sweets*

you get sours

*inserts white materia*

you get lotsa green materia!

*inserts a set of keys*

gets a shard of metal