U get the feather from "Forrest Gump"!
*Inserts chucky cheez token*
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U get the feather from "Forrest Gump"!
*Inserts chucky cheez token*
Congrats, you won a gay mouse!
*inserts Oprah and porn star and lets see...hmmm..Bush* :)...God, hope this will be good.
U get the magical muffin man, with razor-sharp teeth and a hunger for human flesh!
*inserts bottle of Bacardi*
You receive Garland's sword.
*inserts face makeup labeled kefka's*
U get the Warring Triad
*inserts eggnog*
You get a chocobo egg.
*inserts chocobo poo*
you get chocobo feather.
*inserts zeio nut*
u get laid (finally, god...) XD
*inserts evil toilet paper*
(O.O)
You get Chocobo Dung(starting to see a pattern here?)
*Inserts sleep tome*
U get a bloody chocobo head, nice, fresh, and ready to be eaten! :toilet:
*inserts nude photo of ur mom*
you get braoken Camera(lol the jokes on me)
*inserts walet/birth cirtificate and autographed picture of myself*
You get jailed for stealing my wallet and putting it into that infernal machine. No one cares if you did it or not. You serve a 25 year sentence.
*inserts metallica cd 25 yrs. later...*
"Thanks this is a classic now."
I steal and run away.
But I leave you 200 gil.
you get nothing, as you ran away without inserting anything into the machine.
*inserts lycanthropic spawn*
U get a yeast infection. Happy day!
*Inserts comb of the Fonz*
You get a greasy leather jacket and a white shirt.
::Inserts cambot::
You get hambot. (Ya I dont get it either...)
*Inserts squall's card*
U get a gun aimed at your face
*inserts a fish wrapped in paper*
you get sleepyfish.
*inserts wyrm claw*
U get Ultimus Heaven&Earth!!!
*inserts Fatalis DevilEye*
You get Rathalos Ruby.(my friend killed 78 of them just for one of those so be happy)
*inserts Rathalos Blood*
U get an ancient potion! (okay enough with the MH references)
*inserts hammer*
(lol ok.)
You get White mage robes
*inserts Black Mage hat*
Thundaga is cast on you. Yowch.
*insert Balthier*
you get a white suite with black stripes, numbered 2342234S.R. Block C, and a pair of hand cuffs.
::inserts hand cuffs::
Lulu pops out of the machine and cuffs you to the bed.
*inserts diaphragm*
U get Frank Sinatra; he is a zombie and wants your brains!
*inserts shotgun*
You recieve G-Virus(Now im after you)
*inserts cappela*
U get Don Corleone and get whacked by Luca Brazzi
*inserts Samwell*
You get Samsick
*inserts a lock of Cloud's awesome hair as she runs from the angry hero*