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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    You get the jewish bible with every third page ripped out of it.

    ::inserts a pen that doesn't work::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

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    ~The Prince of the Moon~ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Hiromi Kikawada's Avatar
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    Hmp!!

    you gets a pen refill...
    too late now cus you already puts the pen in.

    *inserts *whatever that is...

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    Courage, Character, Confidence. The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Lunasa's Avatar
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    You get a Potion.

    *Inserts Hi-Potion*


    "Let oneself make oneself a fool. Blind. Senseless. Confused."
    ~Anonymous


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    U get elephant poop.

    *inserts magic muffin*

    Istory was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that mantree be?
    We looked around and then we found the man for you and me!

    And now it's...
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Jachol is happy and gay!
    We're marching to a faster pace. Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    The islands are fine lands once more!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Watch out, Ghido, we're going on tour!


    If you or your friend are in need of a reunion with a loved one and have no where else to turn, you know who to call. Only me, the Millenium Earl, can rescue their soul from that wretched God. All you need to do is shout out their name! And remember:

    I want YOU to join the Akuma Army!

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    The pizza guy! Meier Link's Avatar
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    you get a magic mushroom

    ::inserts one of the Mario Brothers::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    You get Luigi back with a note saying "This machine is not gay"

    *Inserts armed nail bomb*

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    u get a nuclear bomb

    *inserts He-Man action figure*

    Istory was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that mantree be?
    We looked around and then we found the man for you and me!

    And now it's...
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Jachol is happy and gay!
    We're marching to a faster pace. Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    The islands are fine lands once more!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Watch out, Ghido, we're going on tour!


    If you or your friend are in need of a reunion with a loved one and have no where else to turn, you know who to call. Only me, the Millenium Earl, can rescue their soul from that wretched God. All you need to do is shout out their name! And remember:

    I want YOU to join the Akuma Army!

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    you get a malibu barbie

    *inserts choker chain*

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    you get a replica size 0 thong that has been scaled down to a 1/3 of the original size, letters of authentisity come with it, wow they are pair 987233444.

    ::inserts Esper Odin::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    ~The Prince of the Moon~ The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Hiromi Kikawada's Avatar
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    You got mega flared by bahamut...ouch...

    *Inserts... *(a smilie)
    Credit to Kilala san for the Yuna signature~ <3


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    U get Hitler! AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    *Inserts chicken butt*

    Istory was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that mantree be?
    We looked around and then we found the man for you and me!

    And now it's...
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Jachol is happy and gay!
    We're marching to a faster pace. Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    The islands are fine lands once more!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Watch out, Ghido, we're going on tour!


    If you or your friend are in need of a reunion with a loved one and have no where else to turn, you know who to call. Only me, the Millenium Earl, can rescue their soul from that wretched God. All you need to do is shout out their name! And remember:

    I want YOU to join the Akuma Army!

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    You get a cross bred chicken donkey.

    ::inserts beer::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    *you receive 42 Exp. Points*

    *inserts post*


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    The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Exxdeath666's Avatar
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    u getz TOAST!

    *inserts ex-girlfriend*

    Istory was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that mantree be?
    We looked around and then we found the man for you and me!

    And now it's...
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Jachol is happy and gay!
    We're marching to a faster pace. Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    The islands are fine lands once more!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Watch out, Ghido, we're going on tour!


    If you or your friend are in need of a reunion with a loved one and have no where else to turn, you know who to call. Only me, the Millenium Earl, can rescue their soul from that wretched God. All you need to do is shout out their name! And remember:

    I want YOU to join the Akuma Army!

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    Amor fati. The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Tiger Lily's Avatar
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    You get a somewhat torn-up bra.

    *inserts polar bear*

    [ Spaghetti ] - [ Petition for FFVIII Remake ] - [ Lily's LiveJournal ]

    "Everything dies."
    Sig and av are, as usual, made by me.
    STOCK IMAGE

    TFF Family, Quotes and Awards:

    {My TFF Family}

    Froggie, Rocco, Craven, Cilla
    Beanie, Martin, Fishie,
    Bleachie, Xeim, Omega



    Because we're clones.

    Classic Quotes:
    George: oh these ff people got tactics
    Rachel: Yes. Final Fantasy Tactics. *shot*

    Callum: why have you got a slurred russian swear word in your pm
    Callum: khoi is practically the biggest insult you could ever give anyone lol
    Rocco: Does he know it's a fish?

    ON A RANDOM BIMBO
    Cilla: She needs a reality check.
    Rachel says: She is a kissass.
    Cilla: She really is.
    Rachel says: Her personality annoys me. D:
    Cilla says: Her name annoys me.
    Rachel says: She is stupid. xD
    Cilla says: She has herpes, I reckon.

    Bean: Irvine could go for a walk in NORG's ass.


    TFF owning Morons:

    George:
    OKAY HERE WE GO
    ANN WHY ARNT U AT WORK BY NOW IT PAST 8 AND UR LATE FOR UR HOOKER SHIFT
    ROCCO BL IN ENGLISH TEACHER....ULL PROBS BE LIKE GRADE1 TEACHER
    Rach....Enough said
    [^ win!!]

    Rocco: WE WIN x infinity.


    Rocco is straight, but has awful timing:

    ON DAVID TENNANT
    Rocco: I swear, if I ever see him, I'll steal him and shove him in my cupboard.
    Rocco: Lovingly, of course.
    Rocco: And we can get married in the TARDIS. *0*
    Rocco: IT PERSONIFIES HIM! SEX ON LEGS!
    Rocco: <333333
    Rocco: *fangirl squeal*

    Nathan: Did you just come out of the closet?
    Rocco: Oh, yeah.

    ON THE VIAGRA-MAN
    Rocco says: You can change your DP as well.
    Rocco says: Even though that man is incredibly sexy.

    Froggie: Rocco.
    Froggie: You need to be bisexual.
    Rocco: I am.


    Member of the FF Cult.

    This signature was last accurate circa 2010. Keeping for posterity/lols.

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    U get the golden compass.

    *inserts backscratcha!*

    Istory was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that mantree be?
    We looked around and then we found the man for you and me!

    And now it's...
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Jachol is happy and gay!
    We're marching to a faster pace. Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    The islands are fine lands once more!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Watch out, Ghido, we're going on tour!


    If you or your friend are in need of a reunion with a loved one and have no where else to turn, you know who to call. Only me, the Millenium Earl, can rescue their soul from that wretched God. All you need to do is shout out their name! And remember:

    I want YOU to join the Akuma Army!

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    The Undying horror The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Firaga15's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exxdeath666
    U get the golden compass.

    *inserts backscratcha!*
    (You didn't put money in, but it'll slide this time.)

    You get the Omega Weapon (VIII) as a loyal pet.

    *Puts $100 and 1,000 gil in*
    I had better get something good for all that cash!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Block
    Ira, there's something in my suit!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ira Kane
    That is impossible, it is sealed!
    Evolution, a hilarious movie.

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    The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Exxdeath666's Avatar
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    U get CORN!

    *inserts taco*

    Istory was having trouble, what a sad, sad story
    Needed a new leader to restore its former glory
    Where, oh, where was he?
    Where could that mantree be?
    We looked around and then we found the man for you and me!

    And now it's...
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Jachol is happy and gay!
    We're marching to a faster pace. Look out, here comes the master race!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    The islands are fine lands once more!
    Springtime for ExDeath and Istory!
    Watch out, Ghido, we're going on tour!


    If you or your friend are in need of a reunion with a loved one and have no where else to turn, you know who to call. Only me, the Millenium Earl, can rescue their soul from that wretched God. All you need to do is shout out their name! And remember:

    I want YOU to join the Akuma Army!

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    you get a bowl of cereal

    *inserts achmed the dead terrorist*

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    Amor fati. The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Tiger Lily's Avatar
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    You get a microphone.

    *inserts an old battery*

    [ Spaghetti ] - [ Petition for FFVIII Remake ] - [ Lily's LiveJournal ]

    "Everything dies."
    Sig and av are, as usual, made by me.
    STOCK IMAGE

    TFF Family, Quotes and Awards:

    {My TFF Family}

    Froggie, Rocco, Craven, Cilla
    Beanie, Martin, Fishie,
    Bleachie, Xeim, Omega



    Because we're clones.

    Classic Quotes:
    George: oh these ff people got tactics
    Rachel: Yes. Final Fantasy Tactics. *shot*

    Callum: why have you got a slurred russian swear word in your pm
    Callum: khoi is practically the biggest insult you could ever give anyone lol
    Rocco: Does he know it's a fish?

    ON A RANDOM BIMBO
    Cilla: She needs a reality check.
    Rachel says: She is a kissass.
    Cilla: She really is.
    Rachel says: Her personality annoys me. D:
    Cilla says: Her name annoys me.
    Rachel says: She is stupid. xD
    Cilla says: She has herpes, I reckon.

    Bean: Irvine could go for a walk in NORG's ass.


    TFF owning Morons:

    George:
    OKAY HERE WE GO
    ANN WHY ARNT U AT WORK BY NOW IT PAST 8 AND UR LATE FOR UR HOOKER SHIFT
    ROCCO BL IN ENGLISH TEACHER....ULL PROBS BE LIKE GRADE1 TEACHER
    Rach....Enough said
    [^ win!!]

    Rocco: WE WIN x infinity.


    Rocco is straight, but has awful timing:

    ON DAVID TENNANT
    Rocco: I swear, if I ever see him, I'll steal him and shove him in my cupboard.
    Rocco: Lovingly, of course.
    Rocco: And we can get married in the TARDIS. *0*
    Rocco: IT PERSONIFIES HIM! SEX ON LEGS!
    Rocco: <333333
    Rocco: *fangirl squeal*

    Nathan: Did you just come out of the closet?
    Rocco: Oh, yeah.

    ON THE VIAGRA-MAN
    Rocco says: You can change your DP as well.
    Rocco says: Even though that man is incredibly sexy.

    Froggie: Rocco.
    Froggie: You need to be bisexual.
    Rocco: I am.


    Member of the FF Cult.

    This signature was last accurate circa 2010. Keeping for posterity/lols.

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    Just a victim of your own conceit. The Final Fantasy Vending Machine RIOT999's Avatar
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    *You've recieved a coral sword*




    ~Puts coin in~

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    Courage, Character, Confidence. The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Lunasa's Avatar
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    You receive silky panties, courtesy of the Cloud Dress Up Foundation, inc. "If it's not gay, it's Cloud!"

    *inserts Exxdeath666*


    "Let oneself make oneself a fool. Blind. Senseless. Confused."
    ~Anonymous


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    you get a basket full of kittens. yum.

    *inserts bbq sauce*

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    You recive bbq ribs.

    *Inserts potato chips*

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    The Undying horror The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Firaga15's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Exxdeath666 View Post
    U get CORN!

    *inserts taco*
    I HATE you, Exxdeath666!!!!

    You get NOTHING!

    *inserts 1,000,000 gil.*
    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Block
    Ira, there's something in my suit!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ira Kane
    That is impossible, it is sealed!
    Evolution, a hilarious movie.

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    you get a penny. what a waste of money

    *inserts a random emo*

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    The Undying horror The Final Fantasy Vending Machine Firaga15's Avatar
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    You get Zidane.

    *after robbing the machine and reobtaining my 1,000,000 gil, I insert the penny I got. (good choice)*
    Quote Originally Posted by Harry Block
    Ira, there's something in my suit!
    Quote Originally Posted by Ira Kane
    That is impossible, it is sealed!
    Evolution, a hilarious movie.

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    Permanently banned The Final Fantasy Vending Machine darkViVi's Avatar
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    You get a hangover.

    *Inserts empty beer cans*

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    you get two asprins and a bottle of rum

    ::inserts coke::
    Soldier: "We suck but we're better then you"

    We will fight, we will be strong
    Together we're marching on
    United, we move as one
    Our finest hour has just begun
    Philmore - Our Finest Hour

    Crao Porr Cock8! Need I say more!?
    My awards:



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    You get two cokes.

    *Inserts my hurting brain*

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