The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

[Riddler]

He comes back out punching you in the face!

*Inserts a old lady*

[Meier Link]

You get a small ounce of dusty farts in a can

::inserts a gold peice from FFIII::

[Exxdeath666]

U GET EXCALIPUR!!!

*Inserts sword to stab whatever's inside...*

[Lazarus]

You get a disgruntled homeless man awaken from his sleep

*inserts the juice of a cactuar*

[darkViVi]

You get an armed nuclear warhead, yay! Lucky you.

*inserts a burning demon from the deepest pits of Hell*

[Ultima Warrior]

gets melted chololate bar

*insert Firion*

[darkViVi]

You get bits, pieces and drawings of a No Liemit plane to build, since I could not be bothered. Has to be finished by 3pm.

*inserts that chocolate bar and hopes for a new one*

[Ultima Warrior]

gets the chocolate bar back

*inserts annoying assignment*

[Exxdeath666]

gets a paper that says "F" in bold, green lettering.

*Inserts your mom*

[Dark Squall]

A slim white Oprah came out of the machine...You don't see that everyday!!

*Insert your sis*

[Hiromi Kikawada]

OH WOW!!You got a ticket to a free visit to the hotsprings in japan!!
(*puts in 500¥*)

[Meier Link]

You get a one way ticket to hell, with ozzy riding shot gun. And not the Ozzy as in the man the myth the legend but as in Ozzy from CronoTrigger

::inserts 12oz can-o-beer::

[Hiromi Kikawada]

You got a empty can of oii ocha...(japanese green tea)
*puts in that ticket to hell that i just got*

[Meier Link]

You get an exspress ticket to hell this time, but instead of Ozzy you get a coach class seat next to Cher.

::Inserts chicken butt::

[Hiromi Kikawada]

You got a chicken head...WO_OW!!

*put in the other ticket to hell that i just got...*come ooooooon! Something good!!!!!!!!

[Meier Link]

You get Richard Simmons, who is hell in the manifest and a can of fried worms.

::inserts coffee cup::

[Exxdeath666]

You get an overly-jittery Woody Woodpecker

*inserts Kefka Palazzo*

[Lunasa]

The vending machine does nothing. It ate your monies.

*inserts Merlin*

[Furore]

*the machine breaks from the effort of dispensing a several dozen long page of programming and the world gets annihilated in the process.*

*inserts the remnants of the world that once was yet may never have been*

[Lunasa]

The world of Final Fantasy VIII appears and everyone turns into poorly formed FFVIII graphics.

*inserts Rinoa.Heartilly*

[Meier Link]

you get a sister for life haha

::inserts pandoras box::

[Hiromi Kikawada]

You got a bowl of ramen...(and its ice cold) with a note that says you must eat it now or else...
*shoves the can of fried worms in richard simmon's mouth and some how inserts him in the vending machine* I wish Meier Link-san would stop giving me bad stuff...- -

[Meier Link]

Granted but this is not the make a wish and have it corrupted thread, so you in turn get a rare excalipoor

::inserts the "eat it now or else note"::

[Hiromi Kikawada]

You got a the cold ramen shoved in your face...heres what happened,a robotic hand came out ripped the note you put in and it shoved the ramen in your face...

*decided not to put anything in and left...*

[Meier Link]

out roll a diamond from the machine

::inserts Ramen::

[Hiromi Kikawada]

Oh wow...a diamond*pick up*

Lets see...you got crazy cat with thick eyebrows

*inserts 100¥*

[Meier Link]

You get a platter of chicken fried rice and cho cho

::inserts someone elses foot::

[Hiromi Kikawada]

You got a screaming guy saying give my foot back...

*put in 100¥*

[Lunasa]

The Machine Spits out $1.05USD

*inserts 50,000,000 YEN*

[Exxdeath666]

You get Edward's and Sabin's double-sided coin. Thanks for your money!

*inserts ex-girlfriend*