The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You inserted nothing, so you get Malboro poo.

*inserts Rocket Launcher*

...And it launches them at your face!

*slids in peeled oranges...*

...And you get a apple.

-inserts a squeaky hammer-

and get a rubber duck

inserts coin

You recieve 1 gil!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*inserts number one headband* :above:

And you get #2 headband.

*inserts random anime character*

And you get one of them FF7 potions that they sell in japan in real vending machines YAY

*Smash's the shit out of the vening machine with a buster sword*

And you get a Sephy clone attacking you!

*inserts a piece of paper*

and you get a piece of paper saying "I'm not a typewriter"

Inserts a coin

And you get a 1-UP!
*danada!* You gained an extra life!
-inserts a chocobo feather*

*gets a note saying: I'm not a slot machine, either! Wait...*

*slids in Fate*

..And you get your destiny! lol, and it would be that forgotten can of tomato juice. xD

*forces a Flan inside*

and out comes bahamut.lol

Inserts a coin

And you get 2 gil!

*inserts Final Fantasy 12,6, and 8*

And you get FFII.

-inserts ogrekillerx1-

And you get an Ogrekillerx10

inserts Tifa

....And you get Cloud!

-inserts a pencil*

you get an eraser


*inserts my crushed hopes, dreams, beliefs and feelings*

You get the Caldabolg!

*inserts Kefka*

And out comes Sephiroth, who smacks you and runs off!

*slids in yo-yo...*

and you get busted by the police for breaking the machine!

*puts a coin in*

the coin pops back out

*inserts picture of cat, headphones, and a cellphone*

And you get a toy Zack

*Puts Ralz and Fate in a blender and slids it in*

And you get me! I impale you in the head with Sephy's Masamune and say "DON'T DO THAT!"

-inserts ViviMasterMage with Masamune in his head-

You get your Masamune back! and there is no more blood stains!

*inserts Master Sword*

gets 1 onoying fary yelling at you all day

inserts computer screen

And you get a annoying paper-clip asking if you want destroy him

*Inserts Black Mage hat*

And you get a Black Mage Dressphere!

-inserts Soul Edge-

And you get a Skull

*Inserts High Mage Staff*

And you get a low mage staff!

-Inserts Soul calibur-