The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you rescue me and I give you a staff with a bunch of expensive jewels on it I found while I was in there.

*goes and finds a new vending machine and inserts a coin*

*vending machine refuses to let you go,thus shooting you in the head with tons and tons of weapons from Star Wars*

Oh man,my shirt is stained with blood.

*inserts a coin*

a pheonix comes and revives me, and I stick a bomb in the machine blowing it up and somehow a new shirt happens to fly right into your hands.

in other words, you recive a new shirt

*inserts coin in a pepsi machine*

*the pepsi machine has been possessed by the vending machine's spirit !!*
*You received nothing*
*Pity...It doesn't like you*

Wow...Didn't know vending machine had spirits

*inserts a coin*

hmmm.....you win your coin back
*machine eats me and i shoot a hole and crawl out*
uhhh ill use the machine over there.

*puts coin in*

you get a huge pepsi.

*exorcizes (sp?) the spirit out of the pepsi machine and inserts coin*

*You received a punch in your face*

Does that hurt ? How bout this !!

*Vending machine slaughters Xeim in many violent ways*

*inserts Xeim's armpit*

you recive the rest of his bloody corps.LOL.

*puts coin in*

*You were machine-gunned with ping pong balls by the vending machine*

*inserts 1/6 of HUNK's brain*

jumps in machine and steels his brain back and says."Here."
*hands real coin*

Me first tho. *puts coin in.*

*you received a book called "True Evil" for Dummies written by Chase*

*inserts a coin

....I'm a girl, HUNK, thank you very much.

I revive myself and go on a trip to Vhina where I find a nice vending machine who likes me!!

It slaughters Chase, giving her nothing...

*inserts like a scone looking thing or something*

*you received my spork*

Hey...Thats mine...

*inserts a spoon*

You get a toaster that when you put bread inside it leave a moogle imprinted on your toast. :D

*Puts nine coins in for no real reason*

robo kirby!! yayay! how are you!! we need to talk! send me a pm, kaysies???

you recive nine chocobos

*inserts coin*

You get a puppy (lucky you, how did they get a puppy in there anyway >_>)

*puts a coin in*

you get a teddy bear

*inserts coin*

I get a poseidon, Chase dies a horrible painul death by sharks, simply cos I think she/he's annoying.

~insets coin~

you recieve a leather chocobo money pouch

*inserts coin*

you recieve all your dreams coming true!
*inserts coin*

you recieve all your hopes coming true!!

*inserts coin*

you recieve an annoying cricket singing "if you wish upon a STAAAAAAAAAR!"
*inserts coin*

you receive a dead cricket
*inserts a coin*

you recieve an energy drink
*inserts coin*

Yo get a snowman.:D

*puts a coin in*

you get an old man
(inserts walking stick)

you recive a ruby walking stick

*inserts coin*

you get a vending machine
*inserts coin*

You get EggNog!

*puts in holiday cookie*

you get a toothbrush
*inserts tooth*