The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get an annoying fruitcake thats alive and sings bob marley tunes!! O_o...

*inserts coin*

you get a coin
*inserts coin*

you get all your belongings replaced with coins
*inserts belongings*

you recieve a stink bomb!! O_O

*farts on vending machine* ^___^ hehe, whoops

You get a Rockin Robin =S
(I resent the Jimeny cricket bashing lol)

~Inserts coin~

you get a cloud doll
*inserts coin*

you get clouds sword!! OoO

*inserts 20 coins*

you get 20 various final fantasy dolls, unfortuanately, there are so much of them that you clogged the machine

inserts new machine and coin

You get the old machine! Who knows what hidden goodies could remain inside. ^_^

*puts coin in*

u get a chocobo turd

*puts coin in*

0_o thats just nasty... anyway you get one of those neat Televisons that are built in the wall. :D

*puts coin in*

you get a fake tv
*inserts coin*

you get a barret doll, unfortunately, it only speaks japenese
inserts coinage

You recieve a rather cool poking stick, enjoy.

*inserts masamune*

you get lionheart!
inserts coin

You get a box with a picture of the machine and an I.O.U. !!!! :P ^_^

*Inserts smilie face coin*

you get an omega weapon
*inserts coin*

you get cloud's new sword. (i cant' spell that if it'll save my life! LOL)
*inserts very old coin*

you get new coin

*inserts very old coin*

you get an even older coin. it appears somethings growing on it.
*inserts an even older coin*

You get The FFVII Advent children movie
*inserts a bent coin*

you get a coin cut in half and then fused together with another coin.
*inserts tuba*

you get whats growing on the even older coin, then the tuba gets stuck in the vender and you get arested for dsruction of public property

*laughs at u then inserts a coin into the new vender*

You get a cube of useless metal with a gem in the middle of it.
*inserts pancake*

you get a can of spray paint. then a police officer comes around the corner and arrests you for vandalism
*inserts a regular coin*

The vendor shoots out tidus's brotherhood sword and it goes thourgh your arm.
*inserts coin*

you get a firaga mote

*inserts coin*

you get a smack in the face
*inserts somebody's hand i just found in my pocket*

you get yuna's panties (have fun)
*inserts coin*