The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get a dollar

*inserts coin*

you get some mentos
*inserts whopper*

you get those explodable mentos from that one cheesy movie that came out like 4 years ago....you know that stupid one about that kid who like worked for the government or something.....

*inserts coin*

you get that cheesy movie you were just talking about

* inserts coin *

You get a letter from me saying "WTF are you talking about?"
*inserts coin*

you get a letter saying 'wake up and smell the bacon'

*inserts coin*

you get a peice of paper.
*inserts coin*

you get a fountain pen with a "Hello Kitty" design

*inserts coin*

you get a whopper
*inserts coin*

You get a toilet seat made out of solid gold

* inserts coin *

you get a toothbrush

*inserts coin*

You get... a Final Fantasy calendar that's missing the month of October.

*inserts gil*

You recieve the month of october calender sheet. It has Zell's face on it.

*inserts happy pills*

You get... a free trip to Happy Happy Village from Earthbound

*inserts 12 coins*

you get 12 materia

*inserts materia*

You get... a free checking account at Neibelheim Bank

*inserts $1*

you recieve that gift here that's a dollar bill

*inserts a quarter*

you get a penny
*insert dollar bill*

You hey.... Sushi

*inserts gummy worm*

you get real worms
*insert gum*

You get... a broken DS Lite

*inserts gil*

you get wasabi

*Inserts soy sauce*

You get.... 2 egg rolls for your soy sauce

*inserts wasabi*

you get a receit
*inserts credit card*

You get money

*inserts gil*

You get... an ice cream sandwich

* inserts gil *

You recieve ice-cream on toast

*inserts bread*

You receive... a thong, made out of toast

*inserts gil*

..a thong-thong or a foot thong? You recieve more undergarments made of toast.

*inserts bread*

Im a guy.... there's only 1 type of thong to me. The one I usually am taking off.

You get... a massage

*inserts gil*