The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get an apple flavored spork

*inserts soap!*

"You receive Tidus' Manlihood."

*puts in coin*

you recieve flowers that are beautiful but deadly

*inserts a harmless flower*

you get two scoops of...special K

*inserts a single cheerio*

you get...umm....ale? *squeak*

*inserts catfood* Good ol' hearty mush!

Gets, an enjoyful eating experience. :lol:

Inserts a living impaired, yet high in temperature fowl.

you get a frozen fowl

*inserts feather*

you get a birdie
*insert toothpaste*

you get a toothbrush

*inserts some mouthwash*

You recieve mints.

*inserts sock*

*you receive a need for mints*

*inserts yaoi twin-sex!!*

you get more yaoi-twin sex

*inserts Dr. Pepper*

You get a 7up YUM! DRINK!

*inserts Pocky...the Almond Crush Variety :)*

you get chocolate pocky

*inserts Coke-a-cola*

I'll take the sugar. You can have the rest. ^_^

You get what I give you plus some Cherry coke

*inserts an empty soda can*

You get a......CANADIAN! Collect them all!

*inserts a Canadian Flag*

you get some water. From the ocean.

*inserts a large computer moniter*

you get a bahamut.

*inserts a box*

you get the box lid

*inserts a moogle*

you get a JUMBO CACTUAR....back away slowly...RUN! oops, you're dead!

*inserts 1000 needles*

You get a sludgehammer


*inserts a chicken*

you get a vege burger YAY!

*inserts myself*

you get a salad. Inside the vending machine

*inserts cat*

You get a sleepy lion, probably me.

* inserts an ice column*

you get fire

*inserts some sort of potion*

You get a note saying you need to get an online messenger!

*inserts my computer.......* ....

Haha, do I now?

you get a note saying you need a computer now. :D

*inserts dime*

you recieve: a dagger
*kicks machine* (inserts foot)

It starts to chew on your foot

*inserts 10 pints of black blood*

You get Sephiroth.

*inserts an icicle from Shiva*