The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

Looks at thingamabobs...puts in pocket

You recieve a Naruto lunchbox
Me:That Rocks! I want one!
Rukia: Um Rika...
Me:Hmm, yes?
Rukia:You already have one.
Me:I do!
Rukia:Yeah, you named it!
Me:Oh yes, thats right!...uh, quiet Rukia, im trying to comcentrate on the VM

*Inserts a bowl of old miso soup*

You recieve shitake mushroom soup.

*inserts actual coin*

You receive a bag of bones

*inserts receipe book*

you get a pile of pikelets...... yummy!

*inserts strawberry jam*

EEeekkkk, strawberries! Get them away! (allergic)

Anyway you recieve grape jam! Yummy

*Inserts Al bhed psycho!*

you get Kurosaki Ichigo
*Inserts Lady Rika*

You get her back, with a dollar taped to her forehead

*inserts a lottery ticket*

you get.......
NOTHING! MWAHAHAHAHA!!

*inserts LostUtopian*

You recieve Lady Rika

*inserts plant pot*

you get a cactus. ouch.

*inserts buttocks*

You receive breast implants

*inserts lipo rod*

You recieve the current time in Brisbane

*inserts coin slot*

you receive $100 worth of strawberry-flavoured chocolate

*inserts Al_Bhed_Psycho's puppy, Rebel*

*retrieves Rebel* My poor baby

You receive Rebel-poo.

*inserts bowl*

you recieve a bowl full of rebel-poo

*inserts tissue*

You Get Raped by Tidus!

*Urinates in coin slot*

the VM urinates on you

*inserts ABPs precious eyeliner*

Ack! My eyeliner!

You receive a urine-soaked pillow

*inserts "Final Fantasy: The Roadtrip" DVD*

you recieve Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children on DVD

*inserts Vincents awesome shoes*

you get a pair of vincent's shoes in your size.

*inserts a ballpoint pen*

You recieve a curse put upon you, and only I can take it off! Ha ha!

*Inserts my dog Ritsuka's 'year of the dog' food+water bowls*

*inserts a coin*

You've recieved a Megalixir:)

You recieve a pheonix down

Me:Use it on Aeries cloud! Hurry!
Cloud:Use it??What! Do I look like im made of pheonix downs?
Me:Sigh...bye aeries

*Inserts a cloud cosplay costume, can you say that three times fast?*

The vending machine merely sighs and spits out not a thing.

*inserts cookies*

The VM shoots a few rounds into your back....

*inserts cat*

Uses buster sword as a shield, wh00ts!

You recieve a ragdoll cat wrapped in a rag, playing with a scary doll

*Inserts the Bleach musical*

The music turns into a creepy song that gives you lots of goosebumps.

*inserts my cousin's half-finished apple* (She doesn't eat bananas)

You received 1000 rotten bananas (accept the fact xD)

*insert my dirty broken toothpick*

You recieve a really pissed off Midgar Zolom.

*inserts "you-know-what"*

the VM slices the you-know-what into itty-bitty pieces, and hands the pieces to you on a silver platter.

*inserts annoying brats*