The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get cousin brendon (OUCH!! >.<)

inserts weapons of mass destruction

you get an unwound slinky
*inserts lockpick*

you get a key

inserts a keyblade

you get a heartless

Inserts valentine's day card

vincent hops out and gives you a hug

inserts a pumpkin

you get a haloween set
*inserts alcohol*

you get a vodka martini, shaken not stirred

inserts the dyed wig

you get cloud dressed as a woman
*inserts Cinna's hammer*

you get a cotton dress

insert a diamond tiara

you get sexy cologne

inserts bikini briefs

you get sexy lingerie

inserts a choc chip muffin

you get a blueberry muffin

inserts a written complaint about a dead parrot

You get monty python sketch
*inserts phone*

you get a tv that has 500 channels, but nothing to watch...

inserts a wii

you get a series of nintendo consoles.

inserts my english exam

You get an A grade in english (what level, GCSE? A-Level? AS?)
Inserts tomorrow's A-level C3 (Maths) paper

you get a magical equation to life, the universe and everything!

inserts my A-level pre-release material anthology (do you do english lit lang at A level?)

I have no idea what that is...so you get some pie (I do Biology, Chemistry and Maths at A-Level)
*inserts brain*

you get a zombie!!

inserts tombstone

(oh, i do art, drama and english) you get a shrunken head

inserts my life's masterpiece!

you get lots of money and lots of people looking at your masterpiece
*inserts beaten up pillo from pillow fighting*

your pillow comes out refluffed and clean smelling as ever!

inserts hamlet

Recieves Mr. Bump

*inserts Mr. Silly*

you receive little miss shy

inserts pokeball

You recieve the spring of a spoink

*inserts diglett*

you get to see my pokemans
*inserts a request for the review of the new pokemans games*

you get a link to this comic! http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=235

inserts charizard

you get a link to THIS comic: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/05/28
*inserts all over 500 pokeymans*

the vending machine farts on you.

inserts intestines

you get your intestines and brain plucked out

*inserts my blog page*