The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get a ninja headband!

*inserts clone with note demanding a refund*

you get Kabuto {the ninja NOT the pokemon!}

*inserts his glasses*

Omg, there IS a pokemon named kabuto! lol, in thar case....

you get the pokemon kabuto

*inserts shuriken*

you get Naruto's head!

*inserts coin*

you get a gaara doll! LUCKY

*inserts a moogle*

you get...a tenten plushie!

*inserts Naruto's frog wallet replica*

you get a stinking wad of cash! $.$

inserts lulu's dress o.O (just how does it stay up?)

you get a book entitled "The Mystery Behind Lulu's Dress"

*inserts some good ol-fashioned ramen*

you get some good old fasioned dirt. just cus I feel evil

*takes ramen and inserts coin*

you get a scroll of magic missile

(inserts mephisto's soulstone)

you get...uhh....mephisto's soul i guess

*eats ramen and inserts coin*

you get....uh a coin i guess

*inserts....your head*

*pulls out kunai and cuts off your hand as you try to insert my head, while it's still attached to my neck*

*inserts your arm*

you get a very irritated xeim

inserts my shoes

you get hobo sandals!

*inserts irritated and bloody xeim*

you get a fully healed but still irritate xeim

puts in philosopher's stone

you get the sorceror's stone!

*inserts coin*

you get a shiny new katana! lucky you!

inserts incredibly boring "Trojan Women" greek play script...

you get a trojan woman
*inserts gun-arm*

you get Barret and his husband, Dyne!

*inserts coin*

you get a piece of paper with 'I cast explosive runes on this' written on it which explodes in your face
*puts a live bomb in*

the vending machine blows up and showers you with random junk! suddenly, a new vending machine mysteriously appears from the wreckages

(inserts remnants of old vending machine)

You get *Key item, Jewel from carbuncles head*

(inserts a labtop)

you get a gameboy!

*inserts coin*

you get...grapes

*inserts honey*

You get a Honny-crazy bear! AHHHHHH!

*inserts coin*

coins, coins, coins, you get a coin! but its chocolate. XD


*inserts some dirt*

you get a mud pie

*inserts a tumbleweed*

you get a cow for no apparent reason, courtesy of smiffy

inserts my comfy sofa

you get some springs with little eyes on them

*inserts a slinky (oooooh look at the colours)*