The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get shiva casting diamond dust on you :D
*insert random ffx aeon*

And Anuma performs her Overdrive on you!

*Inserts the Grim Reaper*

you get a scythe
*inserts random ff character i hate*

gets Terra Branford...jk

*inserts a can of Dr.Pepper*

-gets a can of pepsi and a deep voice saying "ours is better!"-
-inserts a brick with grafiiti on it-

You get naked picture of Tifa "oh shit thats good!"

*inserts coin*

An pirate comes out and robs you!

*Inserts [Random Item]*

You get a mystery jar!

*inserts a copy of Microsoft Office*

gets Mac OS X...

*inserts a pickled egg..*

Gets angry magic pot

inserts shuriken

You get a Edge figurine!

*inserts flower*

You get mythgraven blade
inserts elixier

You get a red underline beneath that word, and when you right click, elixir appears as one of the viable options.

*inserts grammar book*

At it fires out the ultimate tome that gives you every spell ever known:):):)
inserts 9999999 Gil

You get a message that reads, "Thank You, Come Again!"

*inserts a strand of my hair*

You get a wig.

*Inserts a 7*

It eats 9. =P

*inserts Pepsi*

You get a coke.

*inserts a floppy disk*

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Fate

You get a message that reads, "Thank You, Come Again!"

*inserts a strand of my hair*

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Dang it that's evil
fires out meteors
inserts blade through motherboard(give me my money!)

You get about 5000 gil back. >_>

*inserts paopu fruit*

You get a slap in the face!

*inserts a napkin*

you get a blitzbakk throw in your face :D
*insert summonstone*

Here's your Prize!

*Inserts Dark Matter*

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Meigumi

You get about 5000 gil back. >_>

*inserts paopu fruit*

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GIMME MY MONEY
inserts/casts thundaga fury*100 give me my money!
Elyon-you get ultima weapon summonstone

you get dancing pizza :D
*insert fire breathing dragon*

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Terra Branford

you get dancing pizza :D
*insert fire breathing dragon*

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O come on (casts doom on vending machine) give me my money or you die.(just let doom work)
you get dragon saddle
inserts my foot up it's robotic ***

*gets a sour look and a wedgie*

*inserts a gold coin*

*Rusty Sword of Fail -5 popped out!*

*Inserts Neo Shinryu*

*an angry note to the vendor plus one forcibly returned Rusty Sword of Fail -5 pops out*

*inserts angry glare*

you get.......a fire breathing cat
*insert random plushie*