The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

gets oxyclean wtf!!!!

*inserts Wieglaf from FFT*

You get 1 Gil and a bullet to the face
Inserts" emp node bwahahahaha"

*gets Chlamydia*
*puts in Chocobo ( with great effort and it may have died on the way in but meh)*t

You get a dead chocobo. Hope you're happy :(

*Inserts Power Rangers Morpher*

You get a coupon to Subway for two 12 inch subs for the prices of one on all classic Subway sandwiches. Offer available at participating Subway restaurants.

*Inserts Steve Martin*

You get Justin Bieber ( Muahahaha)

*puts in coin*

gets a dong(Vietnamese currency haha)

*inserts SARS*

You get Mac and cheese
Inserts phoenix down

You get Goku!

*inserts 12-guage*

You get gunbarrell ( now go make yourself a gunblade ( goku lol he got revived again!)
inserts 50,000 yen

You get a Fist-in-the-box

*inserts Insanity Wolf*

You get the plague and Die
*inserts a rat flail*

*you hear electrical noises*

-nothing comes out-

*starts beating on the machine*

*shots machine*

"That is how you take care of that problem."

stuffed panda bear falls out.

*inserts 2,000 gil*

*you get a falcon punch*

*inserts pen(mightier than the sword you know)is*

*receives fortune*

"Your lucky colour is...blue" ?

*re-inserts fortune*

You get a fortuneteller doll!

*Inserts Nightmare Broly*

*You recieve a Cardboard Box* (It's labeld "Landing Pad")

*Inserts ocelots right arm*

Gem from Tron: Legacy is teleported next to you.
"Mirroring complete. Disc activated and synchronized. Proceed to games."


*inserts gold wrapped-chocolate pirate coin*

*You recieve a chocolate smuged piece of tin foil* (Burp)

*Inserts a tulip*

Zombie Tiny Tim walks by you and steals your identity disk.


*inserts H.U.N.K's identity disk*

:D *happily recieves Tim*

*You recieve a G-virus sample*

*Inserts chim sphere*

Ovan is rifted behind you and PKs someone. He says to you, "Do you finally wish to know the truth?"


*inserts GAU D-Bee Coalition ID card*

*You recieve Death Grunty*

*inserts Nick Lucas record*

*gladly takes Death Grunty and thinks about Fish Uru Grunty* ;!

The Vending Machine says, in a robot voice, "I love vinyl! My vacuum tubes are so happy right now. You get a special prize video of a song Nick Lucas was asked to save".
This pops on the screen of the Vending Machine:



*inserts Eight Phase Combo Crimson VS deck*

*Little Debbie appears behind you and gives you a lifetime supply of Swiss rolls and Fudge rounds*

*Inserts a red ring of death*

You recieve a Dagger.

Puts coin in

You get a revised copy of Tales of Vesperia.


*inserts Little Debbie*

You get Moccha coffee. (FFIX)

Inserts cup.

You get tea, But no cup for it.

*Inserts Tiki Mask*