The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You receive Cancer (FF9)

*puts coin in*

You receive Malboro Tentacle

*head bang *puts coin in* :lol:

You receive Premium Heart

*puts coin in* kicks vending machine*

You get a subscription to a fan club called Study Group. You will now recieve Newsletters and mail to your cell phone and hear about the last act of LOVELESS.


*inserts last act of LOVELESS*

You get LocoColt04.

**Inserts Pandora's Box**

Lara Croft walks by and kisses you on the cheek thanking you for placing Pandora's Box into the Vending Machine.


*inserts extendable staff from the spaceship, Andromeda*

you gain a bottle cap saying "try again"

*inserts coin" hehehehehe insert

You hear a ball drop through the machine. It shows up at the bottom, and you recieve mastered Dualcast materia. There is magic marker written on it reading, "You are a moot point now."


*inserts Cactuar FFVIII trading card*

You recieve cute plush cactuar figure. :D Lucky you!

*Inserts Zydrate Gun*

gets a graverobber doll

*inserts a Girugamesh album*

You recieve an Excalipoor.

*inserts youtube favorites list*

You recieve Youtube Hate List.

*Insert's Goomba*

You recieve an original copy of Yoshi's Island with a sticky note on it. It reads, "Now, go find a console to play on."


*inserts SNES*

*Forgets how to insert coin after years of never posting in this thread*

*punches machine*
-Nothing-
*Kicks machine*
-Nothing-

*whips out PsP and plays Dissidia 'till someone else comes along*

While playing your PSP,a chocobo egg drops from the machine.You stare at it,take it,and walk away :roll:

*inserts coin*

You recieve an IOU for 1 gil signed by "The Vending Machine"
Payback due 2091

*Kicks machine again*

You received one wanzer (wait wha--)

*inserts one coin in*

You recieve eyebrows for your avatar.

*Kicks machine again*

Vending Machine falls over you and crushes you.

*Inserts Independence Law*

The Independance Day DVD comes out.

*inserts £1 coin* (yes the vending machines here are expensive)

You recieve 1 gil

*after months of recovering from injuries due to collapsing machine, I now take safety precautions and set up concrete blocks in front of the machine to prevent it from falling over again.*

*punches machine*

you receive a peculiar shaped shard of glass.

*stubbs toe on concrete blocks, and regrets wearing sandals, but tells himself they are good for his image as they make him look easygoing and fun* ... *bears with the pain in his toe*

*lights a cigarette and inserts a coin.*

I ran out of ideas, so you recieved a "thank" or whatever you call it.

*Steals a coin from a beggar and inserts it into machine*

You Receive :NOTHING!! Slot Machine empty D:

*Puts Coin in and shakes machine xDD*

Text flashes across the screen, it states "Yo, you best stop messin' wit me bro!"

You'd best listen ser.

*recieve nothing*

*inserts model Hind-D*

"Error.." Reads across the vending machine. Suddenly out pops a green chocobo,who will follow you wherever you go.

*leans against wall,turns Ipod on,and inserts coin*

A small black hole appears from the machine and take your Ipod.

Inserts coin after an arguement with person infront of me.

You patiently wait,as the Vending Machine shakes and glows. Suddenly it stops and out pops a fake piece of gil..with a note saying," Use it well.."

*wipes tears away from the loss of my Ipod,and inserts coin*

You got one buster sword

*puts coin in*

Out pops a tonberry costume. It beckons you to wear it :)

*sighs and inserts coin*

Out pops a new Ipod.

Inserts coin with a look of exaggeration.