Here's some more:

"Seven... seven plus three equals seven..." -This came after I had just ridden the bus all day since like 5 AM... after going to bed at like 1 AM the night before. I went to a friend's house, and we were playing some card game or another. I meant to say "four plus three equals seven," obviously. On another occasion, however, I corrected myself by saying "I meant to say seven plus four equals seven."

"This is the hair I've always wanted... BITCH!!" My brother was doing one of his movies, and this particular movie involved a party scene. There was also a party going on, in which I was involved, and heavily inoxicated at this point. I was wearing a wig, and telling the camera, "This is the hair I've always wanted, but was never able to grow." And then this dude got me to sing to my father, "[My dad's name]! [My dad's name]! This is the hair I've always wanted!" and I added that last part myself. The cameraman was like, "You just called your dad a bitch." I said, "My dad will never see this." And he hasn't.

Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom