"I like mushrooms.... on my PIZZA."

It was in high school and I was inebriated. The police showed up at a party we were attending, so we were going to another house (we had a DD) until we figured out what to do next. At the house we were going to, a few guys were about to partake in some mushrooms. The kind you wouldn't eat and then operate machinery.

I don't think I was trying to say anything judgmental about anyone taking them. I think I was just commenting on the fact that I actually do like mushrooms. But then I wanted to clarify that I meant more of the portobello variety. My friends liked it, and have remembered it since.

That's all I can think of.