Quote Originally Posted by Unknown Entity View Post
Me and a friend were on the phone once. Keep in mind, we were just friends. They said they had to go, and just as if they were a partner, I said: "Okies sweetie - love you!", and they replied with: "Love you too darling!"
This reminds me of a time when I had 12 shots of rum and my housemate's gay cousin had to help me to his cousin's car.

I turned to him and said, "I love you, man. Just not the way you want me to."