I don't remember the context of a lot of these.

Thankfully, there's already a web page that has my famous quotes on them, so I can copy those of mine.

"Oh my god, we're talking about porn. I have this awesome story..." : I have no idea what prompted this, but it combines my two best attributes: being super spacey and not thinking about what I say before I say it!

"OHSHIT! Handcuffs! ****!" (Everyone in the room stairs at me very confused) "What? I need them for my scene." : I =do= remember the context for this. My first semester of college I was in a class that was basically about Shakespeare movies. We had to do our own version of a Shakespeare play or scene in filim, so we did a modern version of the Dogberry scene. I was Dogberry, and damnit, I needed my handcuffs.

"Blade Trinity is a great movie.": One of my running goals became trying to get as many people as possible to say that Blade Trinity was a great movie. In the line of doing my work, I said it many times.

"I'm going to sleep, by the time I wake up I expect this board to filled with virulent antisemitism." : Uhm, we were making a project in my "Advertising the Other" class, and we were supposed to be doing something advertising against the use of stereotypes (since a lot of our study centered on the use of stereotypes). I felt kind of sketchy writing anti-Semitic things on my board, so I asked others to do it for me. Nobody did, but they did kindly remind me of that quote up until the day I graduated.

"I like the direction that goes like a clock! I don't know if that's clockwise or counterclockwise!" : That was when my team for our robotics class was meeting for our first assignment. I was describing an algorithm I thought would make our robot behave appropriately, and I was so tired I honetsly couldn't remember which was clockwise. My team was kind, and understanding, and said things like "Kevin, I want it to go either right or left, and it's the one that's left, but I can't remember which one it is!"