Things You've Said That Have Been Immortalized

[Taco-Calamitous]

Here is a thread that is dedicated to your favorite quotes, but how about something more specific; how about things you have said that your friends or relatives thought were awesome/hilarious, and/or won't let you live down? It could even be something you were happy with saying. Without further ado...

"You drink that water, jackass!" -I said this at an Oregon State football game. I cannot go an OSU game without yelling at the officials. I've tried, making excuses like "I have a sore throat today," or "I don't want to embarrass myself today." It doesn't work. Anyhoo, on this particular day, it was at Cal. The officials had just made a particularly unfavorable call against Oregon State, and everybody was booing. Then everyone was quiet, but I was still angry. One of the officials went to drink some water from his bottle. That's when I yelled it. My brother, who was sitting right next to me, was like, "Tom! Be quiet!" Now, he'll periodically tell me, "You drink that water, jackass!"

"Come in, Lilly!" -One night at my friend Jesse's house, I heard some noise outside the door. I thought it was someone knocking, so I yelled for them to come in, and called them an arbitrary name. They responded, "I'm not Lilly!" I repeated, "Come in, Lilly!" They repeated, "I'm not Lilly!" I said, "Come in, anyway!" Someone looked out the door, saw some girl standing at the bottom of the steps, who emphatically told them, "I'm not Lilly!" and then left.

I've said a lot of stupid stuff in my time; I'm sure I'll be able to remember more, later. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Kilala]

Hmm... I've said some, stupid,geeky and embarrassing things in my time. Ironically I can't remember many of them now, but I have a couple up my sleeve. (Dun dun dunnnn.)

Many years back now, while in the UK I was studying in a Catholic school. We were given the honour to do some reading in the church across the road. So we all have our scripts, and we practice and practice. After all the rehearsing I was pretty confident - particularly as I relished the idea of public speaking. Anyway - eventually my time comes and I climb up confidentially onto the podium and read out my lines in a loud booming confident voice... I then get to my line...
"Jesus and his disables..." And oh dear... through the silence you could just hear the kids like chuckling away. It was tricky backtracking on that one. Disciples - disables...

Another time more recently I did an assembly in front of the school regarding revision. So I perform my speech, flick through my powerpoint and go through my facts. Sadly at the end I felt the need to add like a rhyming line slogan.
"Remember... Be Wise... and Revise!"
That was quoted for the whole entire time I was school. Even the teachers - I tell you it got old fast xD.

A more recent one... I was chatting to some friends of mine. And you're all aware of my huggle obsessions. Well I said,
"... and I will give you a fresh bash of huggles!"
Who ever knew it could sound so violent? xD

[Govinda]

I was drunk once and said, '300,000?! That's MILLIONS!' It has never let me go. Every time someone mentions a number it comes back. 'Two bottles of wine, Heather? That's MILLIONS!'

Also, after seeing the film Moon, I commented on how cool Sam Rockwell's pronunciation of the word 'marbles' was, as in 'You're losing your marbles' (except he says it, 'You're losing your marhbulls'). At every given opportunity, in context and in my prescence, marhbulls comes up and people laugh. I don't get it.

[Einherjan]

Disclaimer: Many of things things have come out of my mouth when I have been drunk.

"Sup!" The only line I have said when I was not drunk. I was texting while pushing my cart at the supermarket. Next I know I hear someone say my name. That is the first thing that came out of my mouth. I look up and it turns out it was my housemate's mom.

"F*cking delicious." When someone asked how I was doing. It has lived on as a way to describe things. For example, "That girl is (insert here)". It is not used for food though.

"Don't Worry About It" My response when anything bad ever happens. I am calm 24/7 which is much different than how my friends react to things. I only get pissed off in World of Warcraft in PVP.

"I told her to go home." Just how it sounds.

[OceanEyes28]

"I like mushrooms.... on my PIZZA."

It was in high school and I was inebriated. The police showed up at a party we were attending, so we were going to another house (we had a DD) until we figured out what to do next. At the house we were going to, a few guys were about to partake in some mushrooms. The kind you wouldn't eat and then operate machinery.

I don't think I was trying to say anything judgmental about anyone taking them. I think I was just commenting on the fact that I actually do like mushrooms. But then I wanted to clarify that I meant more of the portobello variety. My friends liked it, and have remembered it since.

That's all I can think of.

[Unknown Entity]

Me and a friend were on the phone once. Keep in mind, we were just friends. They said they had to go, and just as if they were a partner, I said: "Okies sweetie - love you!", and they replied with: "Love you too darling!"

We both hung up, and like five seconds later, I was wondering why I had said "I love you!" They must have thought the same thing, because as I'm reaching for the phone to ring her back, it started to ring! As I answered, we both screamed at the same time: "WHY DID WE SAY "I LOVE YOU"?", and burst into laughter. Now, if and when we do ring eachother, we end calls like that, and cackle away to ourselves. XD

Ermm... me thinkies thats it for now. =S

[Einherjan]

Me and a friend were on the phone once. Keep in mind, we were just friends. They said they had to go, and just as if they were a partner, I said: "Okies sweetie - love you!", and they replied with: "Love you too darling!"

This reminds me of a time when I had 12 shots of rum and my housemate's gay cousin had to help me to his cousin's car.

I turned to him and said, "I love you, man. Just not the way you want me to."

[KeybladerXIII]

Quotes from the life of KeybladerXIII:

"I'm gonna go do something right quick, ok?"

"What the bleeps goin on?"(I actually say the word "bleep")

"That's kinda wrong.."

"SEYMOUR!!!!!"(I got this from playing FFX for the first time and seeing Seymour. It was a funny name and now I say it whenever I see a friend randomly around town.)

"Shut up and leave it alone."

"uh..............huh......."

[Xanatos]

I'm going to burn it - I use this a lot, whenever I'm angry or when I see my Math book (but I never burned a thing).

I don't want to be anonymous I want to be a pilot - This damn quote used my old friend in high school, he first heard it in some stupid show. He gave a nickname "pilot" to one of our friends in honor to this quote. That guy still has this nickname. And now I have habit to say "I don't want to be anonymous I want to be a pilot" to often even tho in many cases it sounds stupid and makes no sense but my friend's always laugh.

They come out mostly at night, mostly - When we have morning classes my two good friends never appear, they're to lazy to get up early in the morning. So if anyone asks me why aren't they on class I just say "They come out mostly at night, mostly". I heard this from the movie Alien when Sigourney Weaver asks the girl when the aliens come out and the girl says this quote. Cartman from South Park use this often and I really like this quote. When opportunity for it appears I always use this quote.

[Rocky]

"Learn it for life!" I got that one a lot from my former high school English teacher. As simple as the saying is, it makes quite a bit of sense and I try to apply it each and every day to the best of my abilities.

"Randy Johnsons" I use this term for people that I don't know of, that are random people to me. The term is pretty easy to use overall and is quite humorous to use when talking about baseball. "Who's up at bat?" "oh a Randy Johnson" "wait what I thought he's pitching right now?" "heehee!"

"HUAH" This funny black kid that I have met over the internet uses this one a lot, and I've taken it with me around the world as well. It was funny how he said it and it made me giggle so much that I had to start saying it as well.

"Good thing I didn't tell her it was a 13...stupid hoe!" I don't remember this one actually, but I still catch a lot of flak from people that I've partied with. We were playing crazy eights and this happened to come out of my mouth I guess, hehe.

"Call me the bus driver because I am taking you to school." I don't remember this one either, but likewise.

[Pete]

Ok, here goes nothin.

"She almost ruined the barbecue! That was the 4th of July! That's America, man. She tried to ruin America, and you can't do that!- About a girl who started drama at my barbecue. I was on the phone with a friend, and my other friend had to pull the car over because he was laughing so hard.

"She's only gonna try and drag you down into her crap... like Swamp Thing.- About the girl mentioned previously... in the same convo. My friend hyperventilated from laughing so hard.

"Holy shit, its the pace car for nascar's special olympics"- I say this anytime I see a retarded driver or a souped up piece of shit.


Half the time I don't even remember my own hilarious quotes. I'll look around facebook for some

[Meigumi]

"What the floating peach pie?" - This one is said whenever something happens.

"Oh my jesus beams, you jinxed it! You jinxed it!" - Explains itself.

"Don't. Touch. Me." - I hate being touched, actually.

"Whatever." - I've been using this word ever since I was 7 years old. Squall grew on me. I don't know why, I don't remember how, it just did.

"Dude, just....no. Just no." - In every conversation I had in my whole life with my friends, who are just plain sick or strange or crazy, I go 'just no' on them. But, that's why we're friends.

"I'm skipping with my vewy pritty lunch box!" - Or something like that, it's something that my friends enjoy all the time- seeing me skip with a metal Spongebob Squarepants lunchbox. -_-;

"I do not sing pretty! Now stop leaning!" - A particular friend of mine happens to lean on me whenever I sing.

[Shan'do Spike]

I don't remember the context of a lot of these.

Thankfully, there's already a web page that has my famous quotes on them, so I can copy those of mine.

"Oh my god, we're talking about porn. I have this awesome story..." : I have no idea what prompted this, but it combines my two best attributes: being super spacey and not thinking about what I say before I say it!

"OHSHIT! Handcuffs! ****!" (Everyone in the room stairs at me very confused) "What? I need them for my scene." : I =do= remember the context for this. My first semester of college I was in a class that was basically about Shakespeare movies. We had to do our own version of a Shakespeare play or scene in filim, so we did a modern version of the Dogberry scene. I was Dogberry, and damnit, I needed my handcuffs.

"Blade Trinity is a great movie.": One of my running goals became trying to get as many people as possible to say that Blade Trinity was a great movie. In the line of doing my work, I said it many times.

"I'm going to sleep, by the time I wake up I expect this board to filled with virulent antisemitism." : Uhm, we were making a project in my "Advertising the Other" class, and we were supposed to be doing something advertising against the use of stereotypes (since a lot of our study centered on the use of stereotypes). I felt kind of sketchy writing anti-Semitic things on my board, so I asked others to do it for me. Nobody did, but they did kindly remind me of that quote up until the day I graduated.

"I like the direction that goes like a clock! I don't know if that's clockwise or counterclockwise!" : That was when my team for our robotics class was meeting for our first assignment. I was describing an algorithm I thought would make our robot behave appropriately, and I was so tired I honetsly couldn't remember which was clockwise. My team was kind, and understanding, and said things like "Kevin, I want it to go either right or left, and it's the one that's left, but I can't remember which one it is!"

[Furore]

'You know what then? **** you, I'm outta here...' Me to a teacher after getting a smart reply after I told ol' teachy off for picking on a couple select students. Both the speech and me walking out were long remembered.

'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA' This one's more how I laugh it. I'm known for explosive uncontrollable laughter when physically threatened, and people look really stupid trying to mimic the sound as it's very raw.

'So, you're trying to be non-comformist by copying all these other emo kids and you honestly think you have the right to tell me not to conform? How many other ****ers do you see wearing a hawaiian shirt? Seriously, look around you dickhead. That's what I ****ing thought.' - Me to a mall emo blocking a store after asking nicely if I could get through, being ignored, pushing my way through and being called several lame things ending with conformist.

'Fair dinkum... But what exactly does non-violence solve? And couldn't there be cases where neither violence nor non violence would have much of an effect meaning my means wouldn't exactly be something to spite?' Me talking to some buddhists at the local temple with some of my mates.

[RamesesII]

I don't know if these have been coined already or not but the are things that my brothers and i started ro used a lot.

"What are you, Life Dumb?!"- Simple put this is another term for niaive and/or non-experienced people and those without common sense and would often be thrown at them as a soft insult.

"You egg beater"- Another soft insult which means retartded or so messed up which we liked to say was being messed up by an egg beater but then we just started to say 'Egg beater'

'Left handed Swahili'- This was quite often said by us when ourselves or people messed up their words or had a temporary speech imediment. Although there is a place called Swahili and i have no idea what languge they do speak but we thought Left handed Swahili was and even more complex lenguge than normal Swahili even though being left handed or right handed wouldn't make a difference pfft.

'Cobber' A common slang term used by many Aussies that means mate friend etc.

There was others but i can't remember them but i may so there may be updates.

[Taco-Calamitous]

Here's some more:

"Seven... seven plus three equals seven..." -This came after I had just ridden the bus all day since like 5 AM... after going to bed at like 1 AM the night before. I went to a friend's house, and we were playing some card game or another. I meant to say "four plus three equals seven," obviously. On another occasion, however, I corrected myself by saying "I meant to say seven plus four equals seven."

"This is the hair I've always wanted... BITCH!!" My brother was doing one of his movies, and this particular movie involved a party scene. There was also a party going on, in which I was involved, and heavily inoxicated at this point. I was wearing a wig, and telling the camera, "This is the hair I've always wanted, but was never able to grow." And then this dude got me to sing to my father, "[My dad's name]! [My dad's name]! This is the hair I've always wanted!" and I added that last part myself. The cameraman was like, "You just called your dad a bitch." I said, "My dad will never see this." And he hasn't.

Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Pete]

"Hey, you're not hot enough to be that stupid!" I yell this at pretty much any dumbass female driver. It's guaranteed to crack anyone in my car up, and its a nice two-fold insult

[Aerif]

"I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't swear. I'm just like FUCKING SANDRA DEE!!!" - This is what happens when you watch 'Grease'.

"I'm going to be auditioning for the role as Sharpay... SHIT!" - Scotland's first production of 'High School Musical', as much as I detest it, was going to be a good place to become an actor. Though it does help if you know what's actually going on.

It's strange how you can't remember anything when it actually comes to writing down.

[Firefly]

Right now my mind is blank,but I have one quote.
When my sis was like in first grade,she was learning about George Washington.Later that day,she came home to my folks and said,"Mommy!We learned about George Washing Machine today!"My folks bursted out laughing and everytime my sis says George Washington,my folks laugh and say,"Don't you mean,George Washing Machine?!"

[Maridia]

Well from about 14-16 everyday somehow I would work the word behemoth into something. So usually when I say it once in a while people give me a wide eyed stare all excited that I brought it back. Kinda funny cause I never meant it to be but it stuck.

The only other thing I'm reminded is when I was 11 I just happened to have mixed the word gestapo and gazebo up...I mean they're just so close meaning wise haha. But uhh yeah usually when either of the words come up it's my brother who never lets me forget. Woopsies!