Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

Your speech at the Republican National Convention convinced me no longer to vote for Obama.

I will now be voting for you instead.

Oh, no pressure, sir! I know you are exceedingly busy with official matters, such as the assassination of ol' Bin Laden. Of course you can't answer every insignificant question! Seriously, don't sweat it. I've got other stuff too.

As to that lying thing, I heard nothing.

I loved your speech at the Convention, sir. Sure held Obama to accoun up there. He was lost for words.

Yup, and I've done worse than that, if you'll believe, but, as I said, the little rascal deserved it for scarring me hand and biting my little toe. I don't think he took the hint, though, he's still up to his nasty tricks and I haven't yet figured out how to calm him down.
Done any cruelty yourself lately?

Daisy head Maisy (held by my brother).

I've got more...

Well, gee, man, that stuff is elementary, were you held back a grade?

Anywho, once again my family found another stray kitten. For fear of starvation, we over-fed him and in gratitude, he's taken to scratching at people's feet and biting at any fleshy skin exposed to his vicinity. As revenge I've knitted him his own 'kitty hat' and took pictures, wanna see one?

I've just returned after a long stint of reality, when what do I see at the top of a long list of unread VM's? A message from who(m)? Clint Eastwood! I'm ignoring the rest to answer you as quickly as possible, sir.
I am, btw, sorry for the long absence from the Academy, I'll get back ASAP.

I didn't know you watched Black Butler. That's great! Though I haven't seen much of the anime, I read as much of the manga as I can. I really love it, too. I would venture to say the 'best', but I'm not sure other people are as clandestine-minded as myself.
Oh, well, now that I've finished with the unnecessary chit chat, how have you been doing?

Awesome signatures are my...signature

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What up kid?! What you know about that kid? You're in for a treat when you watch those "house party" movies starring Kid 'n Play, kid. You kidding me!? DOW down, NASDAQ down, SWAG up kid. Bye.
No, WAIT! Kindergartner cop was an odd movie.. just joshing, little sarcasm.

That was fun. See, you can make anything as good or crappy as you want. I think, as a kid, I saw that in the commercials. And I felt that these commercials were brain washing other kids, and that's what pissed me off.
I felt that it was just manipulating other kids to think what ever they wanted them to think. The whole "signature, with A book of facts stick-drawing" is almost an act of desperation just trying to get through the point that I am better and using any tactics I can.


Almost like me trying to stand up for my good friend whom I've known since he was 12 and I was a sophomore.. God, I love how evolution works!

got his flow sponsorship when he moved from Montana.

Take care, kid.

Badgering and insulting somebody until they ignore your ignorant ass isn't "shooting down". But keep on thinking that you are whatever you think you are. In fact, keep on displaying it. It's very amusing.

I'm sure you feel better now. Congrats. Bye, kid.

You started this "conversation" on insults and harassment. And the truth has been lost to you on a very consistent basis, but it hasn't kept you from speaking at all.

Are you done trying to harass me, kid?