Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

OMG so busy... You really need to make a skype account so we can cyber..I mean talk casually about life.

O.O!!! I got accepted!

I just wanna thank God (not really) and my daughter and my parents for making me the most awesome person evar!
And thank you to all the little people I had to step on, to get here!

Youuuuuuuu

I apologize for my temporary leave, Headmaster. I am back and ready for action. Swift, erotic action.

I would be more than honored my lord

You're not the kind of man who would do something silly like make up words, sir; I believe you.

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I'm the only man on earth without my very own Dominian of the Republic of Venice? I was unaware that every other man on earth owned such a thing, but now that I know, I assure you, I am ablaze with jealousy.

Thank you for the birthday wishes.

yeah thats fine, whatever happens, happens.

Roger sir! Let's get those pour beings that think they're people!

why didnt oceaneyes wanted to be sewn at the lips together with me? feels bad mang lol

Potato?

Stupid fricken 30 characters or more

Well of course, Mr. President. Has S.H.I.T gone off the rails again?