Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

yessir! haha. F*ck you 30 characters.

Go on then. I await punishment.

You're just going to have to drool me a river, because it's not going anywhere. </3

I believe you've mentioned it before. By chance, are you reminding me that it might need updating? I've not checked, but I'm sure it's coming up to three years...

People can drool when they cry. 'Tis gross, but it happens.

With me in charge, it will be impossible for you to die. Lucky for all of you, I do not aspire to become in command of GDEAA. That is not an empty threat, that is just clarification in your decision. Your lives could be in no better hands than mine.

I humbly accept, sir. I know that I'm more than ready to handle the responsibility.

Yeah. Water, milk, and five year-olds.

Just dropping by to let you know, I'm watching your amazing work in the movie "The Outlaw Josey Wales" and, as usual, your work is just mind blowing. Thank you for sharing your greatness with us all Mr. Eastwood.

So ... You have a better understanding of the United States Constitution than the United States Supreme Court does?

Good call, kid.

Just by browsing. Im gonna see if I can keep a collection for appropriate use in threads, not just of mr.eastwood. But if I find anymore, ill pass them onto the man himself (you)

There is a definition of the word "militia". I provided you with this definition, from multiple online dictionaries. You don't have to believe obvious fact if you don't want to -- seems to be a theme for you -- but that doesn't change the fact.

The Constitution doesn't have to declare who is militia. It's common knowledge for most, and if not, it's in multiple dictionaries. Like the links I gave you.

It's funny watching you try to argue against dictionary definitions.

"... every single able-bodied male of military age are the militia, which isn't true at all."

Maybe you missed what I posted yesterday, two posts down here, defining militia -- with three links to dictionary definitions -- as exactly "every single able-bodied male of military age".

As I've said before -- if you simply disagree with the Constitution, that's on you. But don't try to twist and manipulate it into saying something it doesn't, or not saying something that it clearly does.

Do you know what "conscription" is? I'm sure many able-bodied, military-age-males in the 1960s (and 50s, and 40s, etc.) were called to military service without first belonging to an official militia.

Is your argument that the right to bear arms goes out the window when conscription stops?

Militia:

all able-bodied males considered by law eligible for military service.

The whole body of physically fit civilians eligible by law for military service.

the whole body of able-bodied male citizens declared by law as being subject to call to military service

If your "Uncle Buck" is fit and of military age, then yes, he is part of militia.