How ripe are your melons?

[Furore]

Oh, you were joking? Me too, lol.

I wasn't joking.

Nor does any young woman on this board (well.... perhaps there are a few exceptions) need or desire the kind of attention and validation you all are hoping she'd want from you enough to participate in a "breast thread."

A guy can still hope though.

you can't leave watermelon too long or it'll get mushy.

Around how long does that take? I seem to eat mine before it goes mushy so I wouldn't know, but it'd be handy info for future reference if I get a too well stocked fridge or a lot of leftovers or something.