How ripe are your melons?

[Rocky]

Do you guys really think that apples want to **** oranges? I mean come on.

[Pete]

I think that interracial fruit marriages, while controversial, should be accepted. After all, we are all created in Gods image. Though, I hear that with a little vodka, those orange peels come right off, and they'll go with anything. Just look at the grapefruit. What the hell was the orange thinking the night she hooked up with what? a sour watermelon? those things are huge!

[Rocky]

I think that interracial fruit marriages, while controversial, should be accepted. After all, we are all created in Gods image. Though, I hear that with a little vodka, those orange peels come right off, and they'll go with anything. Just look at the grapefruit. What the hell was the orange thinking the night she hooked up with what? a sour watermelon? those things are huge!

Someone's mango is looking over someone else's shoulder..

but I understand where you're coming from *sniff sniff* infact I think my orange got a case of the tropical fruit fever and left me, here are the pics of what all went down. Be warned though, it caused me a lot of heartache.

[Alpha]

I am highly offended at the objectification of fruit in this thread. Who are we to judge fruit based on genus or species. And it's downright degrading to talk about how ripe or firm the flesh of a fruit is! How would you like if it I pointed out how another human's flesh wrinkles, or resembles cottage cheese when there is excess fat. It's downright disgusting and degrading! I feel that all fruit is beautiful in it's own way, and that we should respect and cherish the fruit we do have, because after all, we may never have fruit again.


Oh, and I'm quite fond of navel oranges, but not so much the others. Pitless is the way to go!

Oh ha ha, real funny. And my mother would actually pick the bruised fruit because she felt sorry for them, true story.