Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

I believe you are right,
I also must admit, the awesomeness that is relentlessly SPEWING from the organization is rather overwhelming. I would say good day to you but I think 'Awesome day' is more fitting

I will let you know how the device is coming along

My initial idea was to travel to TU's to hide and store secret equipment.

But you have now opened my eyes to bigger situations. Yes, it is possible and most likely that you and your organization exist in multiple tangent universes. Considering we are now having this conversation, it is possible that in a closely related tangent world the equivalent you and I are also having this very conversation or a similar one. Perhaps their enthusiasm is greater than ours and another Clint Eastwood is on his way or in fact in our world right now and in the process of finding you or other members of the GDEAA.

Somewhere down the line, time as we know it split in two, or several pieces, like branches of a tree. So the events that took place, though similar, are different in each branch.
Without scientifically explaining it to you, a tangent universe is a universe identical to ours but with either minor or drastic differences. We are, and should be unaware of them, but they do exist. That's were I come in. Why not make use of one such universe for the good of the GDEAA?

I believe I can. Let me work on it.
Might I ask have you considered using a tangent universe for storage space? With my equipment and skill, I can make that a very safe and reliable option. In the long run you could consider culling the entire living population of earth in the TU which would achieve us the largest storage space ever known to mankind.

I think 3 litres.

I have begun initial research on constructing such a device. Perhaps you can now brief me on the finer details of its purpose.

to help older people

no where can i find him

any orders sir by the way can i get a upgrade i need a side kick

I trust your judgement. You will choose with wisdom and sensibleness.

thank you it is a honer

Go for it, sir.

I asked the clerk that same question once. He asked me to leave, so I instinctively reached into my pocket to grab a pen so I could write a well thought out comment card. However, upon grabbing for my pen, I accidentally opened my fanny pack, and spaghetti began spilling out. The clerk looked disgusted as I tried to collect it, my face turning red from embarrassment. He said, "Get out, you sick bastard!" and then the stress of the situation made me explode into bears.
I proceeded to get out. I walked out of the store, onto the floor, then everybody walked the dinosaur.

I just sighed a sigh of relief, like a true man. Not some whiny little emo fag sigh because my mom won't take me to Hot Topic.

i am back i had to fight that ragnoa toud he wont be bothering us any more

Probably not that great, but fuck it, I'm ready for some action!