Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

O_o

I thought you were legitimate about saying you had diabetes, then I read that you lied about having diabetes, LOL!

I was going to tell you about a diet that would be really good for you hahah.

Goddamnit. You found me. Now I have to relocate to another place with trees and a less busy road.

Okay, Mister Eastwood. Those will be on their way at some point in time. And yuss, my top hat has drawn comparisons to Honest Abe's.

Normally, I would sell knock offs. But for YOU, you get the REAL stuff. Because you're the Goddamn Clint Eastwood.

I compliment you on being the Goddamn Clint Eastwood.

"Stuck," is a bad word for the matter, sir. That would imply they had a very large window of time with which to escape. I'll make the announcement, since you made the announcement of finding our cosmic doubles.

Mr. Eastwood, summer is almost here, and the students will be trying to return home for break, so you know what that means. We must seal the gates before they figure out that they're free. If we have roughly a 75% student retention rate, then the property of **** you physics says our students will retain 75% of what they've learned over this year.

Well, thank you kindly. I figured you get a kick out of my comment.

Aye, sir.

Haha what.

Oh, who am I kidding? I probably would have been like that. I'll try to be there for the next one.

Well, he was shot in the face sir. Theres not much left to identify other than his clothes. Our sniper confirmed site of Ragna before he took the shot.

The spy is dead.

Thanks you very much, I figured you could use a guy with a Zweinder!

Yeah man, dinosaurs. You thought they were extinct, but they're here in Oregon!