If I have debts

1) Declare personal bankruptcy after draining my bank account and giving most of it to someone else (up yers collection agencies!)

2) Write my will. Make sure I'm cremated

3) Blog it on the internet, to make sure people know I didn't just vanish off the face of the earth

4) Move to someplace warm in a hurry

5) Relax and wait for the inevitable

If not

1) Moan a bit about not being able to stick it to the man (no debts), but then tough it up

2) Write my will. Make sure I'm cremated

3) Blog it on the internet, to make sure people know I didn't just vanish off the face of the earth

4) Move to someplace warm in a hurry

5) Relax and wait for the inevitable