If today was your last day, and tomorrow was going to be too late, what would you do with that last day?
I'd make sure to have a shitload of fun and go out with a bang.
Please list your top five things descriptively or more if you have that much stuff that you want to do.
1. Quickly pawn most of my stuff and take out all my money to fund my last adventure. I'd also look into getting a decent car from someone with a percentage of that money. And then fill the back with food and booze I love.
2. Find an animal eating protestor throwing red paint at a meat eater and throw white paint at him/her. White paint as some plants have white sap and those damn vegetarians eat those poor defenceless plants exclusively.
3. By the end of the day I'd set up a nice drinks fund at a nice pub and go out in style among friends and friendly random strangers. Because that's how I'd want to go out.
4. Quickly write up a will giving all my assets to my friends rather than to the Government or someone else I wouldn't want getting my shit.
5. I'd smoke two joints in the morning,
I'd smoke two joints at night,
I'd smoke two joints in the afternoon, it'd make me feel alright.
I'd smoke two joints if a time of peace, and two if a time of war,
I'd smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I'd smoke two more!
Also, how would you want to die? Where would you want to die? Who do you want by your side before your death? And what would your last words be?
I'd like to die how I lived. On my feet and not thinking too hard about the future. Less worries and all.
I'd prefer to have seen my friends and had closure before my death, but I wouldn't care if anyone was there or not when I died.
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