Haha... I can't possibly think of a single thing I would want to do with my life if I had but a day left to live. I've already wasted so many days of my life doing nothing productive for my social life, love life, or family life... one more wouldn't make any sort of a difference.
I would write out a will, wishing all the valuable items I own and are not currently under any sort of a finance to my friends and family who I feel would get the most of them. This would include changing the password on my WoW account and letting a close friend know, so that they may sell it for the absurd amount of money I'm sure it's worth, as well as signing over the title of my car to my parents as a "gift" so that it's nontaxable, so that they may sell it.
I would withdraw any and all money I have and give it to my family, closing my bank accounts.
I would clean my living area so that no one else has to come in and do it behind me. This includes piecing out all the items I decide to give to friends and family members.
I would format all my computers and destroy any data I had, and rebuild my computers into working systems and donate all but one to a charity, leaving the most powerful to my brother.
I would then leave and drive to my local watering hole and drink until it was time.
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