Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Leon]

And why in the hell don't zombies just eat each other?

From what I can tell, if they're back from the dead, all of them would be covered with rotten flesh. Why eat that when you have 6+ billion walking buffets of fresh meat? You've seen rotten meat, right?

If it's something like a virus as in, let's say, Marvel Zombies, it would be a trial-and-error kind of situation. They'd try eating each other, but if the virus taints the flesh, the living are just screwed.

And if they go back to their primal instincts, why don't they want to eat AND have sex? Isn't that a primal instinct? Why don't they just climb out of the grave and look for a piece of ass, literally and figuratively, like Dahmer?

We're just gonna have to hope a lot of them were into necrophilia in their past lives. Would save a lot of time. I don't think any living human would turn down food over sex if they're literally starving, like just hours away from dying.