Well, if you don't mind me saying so, that is the dumbest possible question to ask a collection of nerds, like TFF. Most of us live and breathe, if not zombie books and movies then games. There is even a club at this site for assessing our readiness in such an event. Some people here have WRITTEN a survival guide. Not to mention video games are just plain primers for tactical situations like these.

I'm not saying that we're experts or that we would fare better than a right-wing NRA member living in a dug fallout shelter like that guy in Tremors. I'm just saying we base our pride on our ability, to make headshots, catch em all, obtain the crystals and LIQUIFY mother****ing zombies.

Course everyone here would survive, whether they really would or not. Amirite?

-Sin