Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[GypsyElder]

Lol you totally read Max Brooks book didn't you? Don't lie.
Yes I would survive, because I've read this :


It's seriously one of the most amusing books I've ever read.

Everything he says to do plus I'm putting on a g*oddamn shark suit so those f*kers can't bite me.

I would be just fine as long as nothing ridiculous mutated...like an elephant. I would have problems if zombies started re generating, or if the variety of zombies became as vast as they are in Resident Evil. I don't want Nemesis coming after me, I'm not rambo Jill, and I guarantee I wouldn't find ammo and rocket launchers conveniently laying around.