Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

[Sasquatch]

I have eleven firearms.

I think I'd be alright.

Seriously. Two 12-gauge shotguns, a sniper rifle, two rifles that most people who don't know any better would call "assault rifles", a .22 rifle, a .44 Magnum revolver, and four semi-automatic handguns, including a .22, 9mm, .40S&W, and .45ACP. And, totalling up all of the ammunition, I've got probably four thousand rounds ... even though three thousand or so are .22.

I also have a second-floor apartment and the knowledge of how to get onto the roof of my building. I also have a pickup truck, and knowledge and experience of living outdoors for weeks at a time. I could very easily just head into the woods and pull a Ted Neugent for a few months, coming back into town to pick up some dried and canned foods.

I'm the guy you'd want to find first.

[Leon]

I'm the guy you'd want to find first.

You'd probably be eating those words (figuratively) if the whole TFF community bands together in a search for you so they can eat your brains (quite literally).

In all seriousness, though, that's quite a collection of weapons you got there. I'd hate to see the poor sucker than runs into you.