What kind of drunk are you?

[GypsyElder]

I don't drink too much, only when I'm in the mood, most likely at party. I'm also picky about what I drink. I've never been drunk to the point where I don't remember anything either. If I were to guess though, I would say that I'm probably really loud or that I laugh a lot, but I'm probably way off haha.

What kind of drunk are you?
Quiz - What kind of drunk are you? - YouThink.com

Since I don't get drunk too often, do you have any good drunken stories to tell? * braces self >.< *

I have a few, but their mostly about other people. For one, to make it short, it's priceless to watch your friend try and make a T.V. dinner while he's super drunk XD

[Pete]

It depends on the situation and what I feel like doing. If I want to get totally sloppy, I will, but I can usually still be well over the legal limit, and hold myself together, at least until I make it to a bed.

Basically, when I drink, it's usually a lot in a short amount of time, and everything on top of that is just maintaining the buzz for the night. Case in point, I killed 25 beers in a 16 hour span, also known as the Fourth of July Shitshow.

And I have TONS of stories, involving everything from my ceiling collapsing to making out with a girl in a Kennedy Fried Chicken at 2am in front of a crowd of people, to helping a crackhead fight his shadow and apparently kicking it's ass. And that was just in a 2 week span.

And those are the ones that I can tell in public.

[Dodie16]

The quiz that you linked to said that I was a "Sloppy Drunk". Hehehe... I probably would be, because I don't drink. If I did, then it wouldn't take much for me to be staggering around the place and knocking stuff over. My friends try to get me to try out different beverages, but I just don't want to. I don't have a problem with it, it's just that I choose not to drink. Oh, I have tried a margarita before. It was okay.

Sloppy Drunk

You are a liability in public places, because you tend to elbow glasses, knock into wobbly tables and back into waitresses holding full pitchers. You probably wake up in the mornings wondering where you got all those bruises. You`re embarrassing, but amusing to watch as well.

I have a few friends that do drink. I don't really have too many exciting stories, because by the time they really get rowdy, that's about the time I head back to my house (yeah, I'm pretty boring...)

I guess most of the time that my friends get drunk, they get loud and giggly. I also have a friend who won't hit the dance floor unless she feels that she is properly inebriated. She's pretty awful when she does go out and dance, but she's funny to watch.

Oh, I also have a friend who likes to start fights when she's drunk (well, former friend. I haven't spoken to her in a while). It doesn't matter who with (as in strangers, she doesn't fight any of her friends), but she gets agitated at the slightest things when she's drunk! One time this girl accidentally bumped into her and made her spill her drink on her shirt. She got up in the girl's face and was about to knock her head off. She told me to hold her shoes and her earrings (she didn't want to lose them....). My two other friends that were there held her back, and then we were all escorted out. It was embarrassing...

I have a guy friend who holds his liquor VERY well. He can drink basically all night, and never seem to get drunk. He wakes up the next day and feels perfectly fine. I guess because he paces himself.

[Sinister]

I've been told that I'm a boring drunk. Once I've become drunk I sit down, shut up, listen and think. All things considered, I'm mostly like I am when I'm sober, on the outside. Inside, my thoughts are a little harder to stem and stopper. I think thought after thought with no block about the most obvious and frivolous things.

Bitter Drunk

People don`t like to go out one-on-one with you, and if they ever do, it`s because they`re trying to cheer you up as you cry into your beer. Alcohol tends to make you think back over failed relationships, old feuds and general misfortune. You drink purely to escape reality.

I think they have some holes in their "Quiz Logic". lol. But I'm not depressing or bitter when I drink. Just not talkative. It takes too much effort and so much more is capable from just listening and thinking.

[Victoria]

From the quiz, I'm an Affectionate Drunk. I guess I would be considering how I am when I'm sober.

I don't really have any stories though, as I have yet to drink this day and age. Last time I drank, was when I was 3 and it was Budweiser.

[loaf]

That quiz sucks and put me as a Bitter Drunk. I am the chill drunk, I will be so messed up at a party and you will think I'm still buzzing, but I guarantee, I am the only person there who can still drive perfectly fine.

[Rocky]

What kind of drunk are you?

My Results:


Rowdy Drunk

Shut up, already, rowdy drunk! You`re the most dreaded drunk of all to waitresses and bartenders alike. I could probably find you in an enormous group of people, banging your mug on the table, singing Irish drinking songs, and screaming, "WOOOO" every 13 seconds for no particular reason.

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Haha I think that sums me up pretty well. Although irl I'm more of a shy and reserved person, after having a few really opens me up and I can get to talking and just laughing at everything. I also can get affectionate around people either with texts or silly drunk wordplay.

[Che]

This quiz sucks. Tells me I'm the "sloppy drunk" when just last weekend I was hammered as hell and people were like "I didn't even know you were that drunk". I'm calm and composed, cool and collected. This quiz don't know me, son!

[Taco-Calamitous]

I got the same result as Rocky. And generally the same situation, as well; I'm quiet and shy, and open up more when I'm drunk. I love everyone, everyone is my friend (anyone who I perceive as being with my group, that is) unless they're mean to me, and then it's kinda like, "Why you gotta hate?" I will also say really funny things, apparently. My brother's friends like to see me drunk, I think, because of this. I am generally still aware of what's going on around me, however, and don't really lose control; therefore, I won't do anything I would normally be against doing.

But yeah; last time I got drunk, I told my roommate that she was my sister and that I loved her, and she was like, "Awwww!!" Then she told me about it the next day, and I didn't remember it, haha. There was also this time I wore a wig and sang to my father (via a camera) that "This is the hair I've always wanted... BITCH!!" The cameraman informed me that I'd just called my father a bitch, and I responded that he would never see it. Then I went to a bar later on, informed the bouncer that the wig wasn't my real hair, but a wig, and wondered why he was laughing at me. There are probably other stories, but I don't remember them right now. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[Unknown Entity]

Affectionate Drunk

When you go out, you`re all over everyone that you meet. It`s possible that you`re reserved when you`re sober, but get a little wine in you and you`re behaving as though perfect strangers are your oldest friends. Your friends probably think you`re high-maintenance.

Oh. That's interesting.

I don't get drunk. I like the feeling of being slightly tipsy and getting the giggles. The one time I did get drunk resulted in me being very sick, and not wanting to touch alcohol for months. Don't try big mixers. x_________x

Last Christmas we were all a little... er... merry. My brother was showing off that he could touch the ceiling, so my mother tried to pick me up so that "we" could to. She grabbed me in the ticklish spot, and I wriggled, and the next thing I know I've dropped, smacked my head on the table and skidded across the carpet in a fit of laughter. I woke up with a small cut on my head and carpet burn on my arms. xD;;

[GypsyElder]

I took the quiz anyway based on what I probably would do and I got:

Unconscious Drunk (or Blackout Drunk)

So did you have a good night or what? You don`t remember, because you passed out in the first hour of the evening. Your friends probably left you in the car or let you curl up under the table while they partied.

Meh??

maybe thats a sign that I probably shouldn't get wasted anytime soon

Why can't I be like Steve-O- when I get drunk or something? .... how lame.

[Govinda]

Rowdy Drunk

Shut up, already, rowdy drunk! You`re the most dreaded drunk of all to waitresses and bartenders alike. I could probably find you in an enormous group of people, banging your mug on the table, singing Irish drinking songs, and screaming, "WOOOO" every 13 seconds for no particular reason.


Yup. That's me. My neighbours detest me and my flatmates now, because they are the same. Look! Put a drink on the speaker table and it goes like Jurassic Park! BOOM!

[Maridia]

Depends my mood. I don't drink much but usually I'm happy enough. More than anything mood and who's around has to do with it.

You know I never thought til a few months back I got alcohol poisoning. I was reading this thing saying the signs which I fit all of them. It was the first time I was in Chicago. I'm glad nobody helped me either I know someone threw a blanket on me and I got Gatorade when I woke up feeling like a bag of ass. Found dead with aviators wrapped in a blanket with a bottle of Jaeger. Could have been a tragic way to go and how shitty!

If it isn't wine, a select few beers, or at least mid level vodka then it's not for me.

[Lily]

^ I got alcohol poisoning over Xmas one year, it was well grim, I lost half a stone though,m but still, thats the 2nd Xmas dinner ruined because of alcohol]:

I'm abit of a silly drunk, all my inhibitions go out the wiondow as well, i cant sing for shit, get a beer down my neck and near a kareoke and it's game over. I also fall lots, im clumsy enough as it is, and if you get me talking Il probably tell you my life story xD I'l also just talk to anyone within ear shot regardless of whether I know them or not

Im probably the most annoying drunk in the world, it makes me hyperactive haha

[Tiffany]

Rowdy Drunk

Shut up, already, rowdy drunk! You`re the most dreaded drunk of all to waitresses and bartenders alike. I could probably find you in an enormous group of people, banging your mug on the table, singing Irish drinking songs, and screaming, "WOOOO" every 13 seconds for no particular reason.

Yep! Right down to the Irish drinking songs too!

I'm not super shy or reserved when I'm sober, but I think most people are more loud, obnoxious forms of themselves when they get drunk. I however rarely get 'drunk'. I drink until I hit my happy buzz then I maintain. Few and far between do I actually smashed anymore. Just not my thing.

[Lily]

Aw haha my pc is so dark I didnt see the link

Unconscious Drunk (or Blackout Drunk)

So did you have a good night or what? You don`t remember, because you passed out in the first hour of the evening. Your friends probably left you in the car or let you curl up under the table while they partied.

Aw thats not entirely true I manage to always last the night, but the later it gets the less I remember and I wake up covered in bruises with a hangover of doom, usually on my living room floor ¬_¬

[Pete]

I didn't even bother to post the quiz results, but it originally said I was a sloppy drunk.

I'm usually more rowdy, and have been known to climb on tables to announce things like kegstands and flip cup. My actions really depend on what I'm drinking though. Beer will pretty much amplify whatever mood I'm in. Whiskey will make me incredibly rowdy. Vodka and rum tend to make me more relaxed. Tequila will have two effects. I'll either knock out really quickly, or I'll wake up with a house full of street signs.

And ever since my ceiling fell in, it's now a rule that we CANNOT play any Flogging Molly or Dropkick Murphys... except on St. Patty's Day.

[Meier Link]

Sloppy Drunk

You are a liability in public places, because you tend to elbow glasses, knock into wobbly tables and back into waitresses holding full pitchers. You probably wake up in the mornings wondering where you got all those bruises. You`re embarrassing, but amusing to watch as well.

What the hell, I don't think so. I know where all booze is at all times and I don't waste any by letting it run down my face. This quiz is bogus. So I am not going to comment about that anymore.

I will edit in somemore content later yos.

[Xanatos]

Unconscious Drunk (or Blackout Drunk)

So did you have a good night or what? You don`t remember, because you passed out in the first hour of the evening. Your friends probably left you in the car or let you curl up under the table while they partied.

WTF? Just the opposite I always remember the previous night and I've never been unconscious, not yet that is.

I usually don't drink too much (except the special occasions of course), in fact I'm usually the most sober dude on the party. Somehow headache and vomiting isn't quite appealing to me. I just like to relax, have a few drinks and most importantly have a good times with my friends.

[Priscilla]

Rowdy Drunk

Shut up, already, rowdy drunk! You`re the most dreaded drunk of all to waitresses and bartenders alike. I could probably find you in an enormous group of people, banging your mug on the table, singing Irish drinking songs, and screaming, "WOOOO" every 13 seconds for no particular reason.

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If I am honest though, I thought I was going to get the affectionate drunk. Because that's usually the type of drunk I am. It's kind of bad I suppose. I guess I am pretty loud when I am drunk and I talk to anyone and everyone. I'm so shy otherwise. It's great =]

[Che]

Rowdy Drunk

Shut up, already, rowdy drunk! You`re the most dreaded drunk of all to waitresses and bartenders alike. I could probably find you in an enormous group of people, banging your mug on the table, singing Irish drinking songs, and screaming, "WOOOO" every 13 seconds for no particular reason.

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If I am honest though, I thought I was going to get the affectionate drunk. Because that's usually the type of drunk I am. It's kind of bad I suppose. I guess I am pretty loud when I am drunk and I talk to anyone and everyone. I'm so shy otherwise. It's great =]

Wow I just looked at your profile and it appears you are legal. Wanna put on your dress backward for me?

[Insufficient Mage]

I don't drink, but I took the quiz anyways (as well as I was able, considering), and it said I was a Bitter Drunk. Ew. If that's the case then here's hoping I never drink in the future, because that just sounds annoying. =/

[Cheesevixen]

I'm a dancing drunk. I am also very social and more relaxed when I get drunk. Dancing and talking help me get rid of the over amounts of alcohol in my system so my body just naturally starts being more active. That's all I really have to say about that.............

[Josh_R]

Not that I remember but in high school we would drink quiet often maybe two or three times a week. From what I remember I am pretty violent. I watched a video of me fighting a buddy of mine, I wondered why both my eyes were blacked and my lip was split open...

According to the quiz I am a....


Rowdy Drunk of course


Shut up, already, rowdy drunk! You`re the most dreaded drunk of all to waitresses and bartenders alike. I could probably find you in an enormous group of people, banging your mug on the table, singing Irish drinking songs, and screaming, "WOOOO" every 13 seconds for no particular reason.


This is why lately I have been drinking alone don't feel like waking up with injuries and shit all over me...

[Polk]

Bitter Drunk

People don`t like to go out one-on-one with you, and if they ever do, it`s because they`re trying to cheer you up as you cry into your beer. Alcohol tends to make you think back over failed relationships, old feuds and general misfortune. You drink purely to escape reality.

THE QUIZ SUCKS AND I HATE IT. I'M GOING TO DRINK MY TEARS AWAY.

The truth is, I rarely drink, and when I do, I get kind of obnoxious. When I get drunk, I find that I love to make puns and tell bad jokes. Not much different than what I'm normally like, save for the fact that I do it louder and I repeat them until people laugh. The first night I spent in my old dorm, I went out with my roommate to some house party. Long story short, I had one or three too many and I went around the party telling people that I had "a mantis in my pantis," a reference to an MST3K episode.

The sad part was I almost ended up hooking up with this drunk girl who thought it was really funny.