Bitter Drunk

People don`t like to go out one-on-one with you, and if they ever do, it`s because they`re trying to cheer you up as you cry into your beer. Alcohol tends to make you think back over failed relationships, old feuds and general misfortune. You drink purely to escape reality.
THE QUIZ SUCKS AND I HATE IT. I'M GOING TO DRINK MY TEARS AWAY.

The truth is, I rarely drink, and when I do, I get kind of obnoxious. When I get drunk, I find that I love to make puns and tell bad jokes. Not much different than what I'm normally like, save for the fact that I do it louder and I repeat them until people laugh. The first night I spent in my old dorm, I went out with my roommate to some house party. Long story short, I had one or three too many and I went around the party telling people that I had "a mantis in my pantis," a reference to an MST3K episode.

The sad part was I almost ended up hooking up with this drunk girl who thought it was really funny.