It depends on the situation and what I feel like doing. If I want to get totally sloppy, I will, but I can usually still be well over the legal limit, and hold myself together, at least until I make it to a bed.
Basically, when I drink, it's usually a lot in a short amount of time, and everything on top of that is just maintaining the buzz for the night. Case in point, I killed 25 beers in a 16 hour span, also known as the Fourth of July Shitshow.
And I have TONS of stories, involving everything from my ceiling collapsing to making out with a girl in a Kennedy Fried Chicken at 2am in front of a crowd of people, to helping a crackhead fight his shadow and apparently kicking it's ass. And that was just in a 2 week span.
And those are the ones that I can tell in public.
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