Hey y'all. I am barely able to type right now (It was hard enough typing the title of this thread, I am already so far gone) but what are your favorite drunk stories pertaining to yourself? Tonight I jumped off a roof onto a trampoline.... twice. That's the kind of night I'm having. I don't want to drink anymore, so I'm hiding. I think I may have hurt my arm. heh.

So here's a story; one night, a guy told me to chug a bottle of vodka for 5 seconds. So I did. Then he told me to do it again. So I did. I had various other drinks, then another guy told me to chug the bottle again. So I did. Then I was caught on camera wearing a wig, singing, "This is the hair I always wanted! BITCH!" and this was to my father. And I told the camera operator, "my father will never see this." And then we went to a bar, where I was still wearing the wig, and I told the bouncer, "This isn't my real hair; this is a wig." And I couldn't figure out why he was laughing at me. Seriously. And I am drunk right now, I think. And I think other people are trying to convince other people to jump off the roof. That is awesome. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom