Drunk Memories

[Storm]

The craziest thing i've done is kiss one of my girl mates. It may not sound too odd until I say first of all that i'm straight, and that about 5 minutes before I told a lesbian that was trying to chat me up and touch my leg that I don't do women. And she was there when I kissed my mate!

I also went to the beach with one of my male friends late at night. We found a hole someone had dug so we got inside it and he dared me to down my 2l malibu and coke (which by that point was about 1l). I did... and an hour or so later the security people came by to make sure we hadn't fallen asleep on the beach. My friend tried to talk the situation cool, but I was going on about them being really nice for looking after us and all that!

I never get myself rat-arsed, I just get very happy. No hangover the next morning, no vomiting. Bonus!

[RamesesII]

Drunk stories so many to choose from, the good old days.

Started off drinking at home as my mates and i always did to save money down at the clubs i think we were drinking since we knocked off work that afternoon, anyway we headed out about 10pm and went pub crawling and stopped at one of the pubs for a bit, sent one of the blokes to go get us some drinks from the bar while we went and sat down in the beer garden.
Mate came back with no drinks saying they wouldn't sell us anymore saying we were to drunk (which was so true) and could only have water, and being drunk that's the last thing you want to hear so my mates and i started to go off when one of the security guards came over and said we have to drink water or leave the premises so we said f*** this we're off so we left. Little did i know that the security guard contacted the other security guards around town over his radio to tell us not to let us in (just to clarify now i was so far gone that most of this story had to be explained to me the next day)
Anyway we rocked up to the next club standing in line trying to stand up straight waiting for the bouncers to check id etc, now usually when we thought we were to drunk to get in to clubs we had a system that the drunkest of the group would stand in line first and if he didn't get in then we would leave and come back later but for some reason we didn't do it this time anyway my friends went in and i was last in line, i handed over my id trying so hard to act sober the bouncer looked me up and down looked at my id than said 'sorry mate can't let you in apparently there was some trouble at another place by you' and told me to sit down over on a garden wall. Me being so drunk, was ignorant to the fact that the other security guard had described my mates and i over the radio so the other bouncers would recognise us but some how this bouncer only recognised my description and not my mates.
So the night went on and finally my mates came out to see where i was and asked what was wrong, I am usually not an aggressive drunk but this night was different and i started to go off and cause a scene calling the bouncers bad names at the top of my lungs, this went on for a few minutes and finally the bouncer had had enough he stepped over the little red rope and pushed me off into the garden which i found out the next day by the s**t load of cuts and scratches that it happened to be a rose garden.
I hoped up and he pushed me back again any we played this game a couple more times until i had enough and stood up and said what the hell do you think you are doing but in a much nastier way... boy did he go psycho it took two bouncers to pull him back and my mates where pulling me back so i didn't get my head smashed in not that i was trying to start a fight as drunk as i was being 60kg i knew i had no chance with a six foot 110kg brute in my state so we finally settled down and parted our ways anyway the night went on uneventful lmao. I remembered later that night that the security guard did describe us and realized the the other bouncer was right not to let me in, but at the time i really believed he had the wrong bloke so in all my innocence i went off becaus i didn't think i had done anything wrong.

The next day i was told everything and how i was so lucky not to be in hospital from a king hit or something like that and was getting calls from people that were in the line watching the commotion lol I dont think that same security guard ever remembered me.