Sloppy Drunk

You are a liability in public places, because you tend to elbow glasses, knock into wobbly tables and back into waitresses holding full pitchers. You probably wake up in the mornings wondering where you got all those bruises. You`re embarrassing, but amusing to watch as well.
What the hell, I don't think so. I know where all booze is at all times and I don't waste any by letting it run down my face. This quiz is bogus. So I am not going to comment about that anymore.

I will edit in somemore content later yos.