I'm always happy to help. Someone's gotta tell it like it is

I'm also not a fan of the Hipster mentality/ culture. I was at two hipster bars in Brooklyn last night, and there was something about it that just irked me. Everything was done to be ironic. They had PBR, but it wasn't there for the sole purpose of being cheap beer. It was some ironic statement. My friend ordered a Duvel, and someone called him out on it, literally saying "Oh, well look at you, drinking your beer out of a wine glass." Now, I'm all for cheap beer, but when I drink PBR it's because it's 8 dollars for a 12 pack, and if I drink fast enough, I can get a nice buzz for 4 dollars, and drunk on 8.

I also don't understand the mentality. You're 30, dressing like you're 15 and wearing shirts about things that were popular when you were 6. You're living off your parents trust fund and will probably never grow up, but you moved to New York from Bumble****, and are now a "real" New Yorker.

Or, how about "I hate Wal-Mart, but I'll go there because it's totally ironic to go someplace that you hate and spend money there... yeah, that'll show THEM."