'SUP LADIES.

JUST A PIC OF ME CHILLIN, SO YOU CAN SEE MY HOT BOD, AND BASK IN THE AWESOMENESS THAT IS POLK.

Most of my sexy came when I was building my time machine. Long days and nights (if you know what I'm saying. I think you do heh heh.) of physical exertion combined with a low calorie diet made me, Ben Franklin, and Abraham Lincoln ripped beyond imagination.

I wish my arms weren't so damn strong, old ladies everywhere come up and ask me to open jars and shit all the time for them it's like GAH I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS I HAVE PRESIDENTIAL STUFF TO DO GOSH.