I went through a phase of regular exercise. It bored me to tears. I tried it again. It still bores me to tears. Sometimes I do pilates for relaxation, or Youtube kickboxing if I'm angry. I despise jogging. I like scenery, but I like to watch it and not sweat all over it. I'm with Sartre on this one; it's a right-wing conspiracy to keep us all tired. Except exercise gives you more energy, but whatever.

I like swimming. I should do that more. I'd probably rate my fitness level as 'abysmal', but I don't really care. I can astound Germans though. I climbed Ben Nevis (UK's biggest mountain, yo) in Doc Martens and jeans and then had a cigarette at the top. The view was amazing. They were all 'lol wtf' in sandals and hiking boots. I was just, 'Scottish, yo.' I had a tuna sandwich too.

But yeah. I walk everywhere, eat like a normal person, dance like an epileptic, and hate gyms. Hooray for not being obese. Though I will admit, sometimes I look in the mirror and go, 'SHIT, MY ARMS ARE HUGE!' But then I move on to something more interesting than my arms.