I use fancy words and proper punctuation because I like it. Care to venture a guess as to the last time I was laid? This side of never.

If you're honestly considering offing yourself, take advantage of your own destructive ideals. You're free, you know. Do you have a family? If not, then do something few people have ever done. Go somewhere like Africa to help children personally instead of liking a Facebook page, change your identity and start a family in Cambodia, become a drug kingpin, anything! If you really, truly see your life as something you can part with, then you've got no boundaries. The sky is your limit.

Or, if you're just feeling down, like the others have been saying, think of other people and how much worse they have it. Ignore those who "have it all."

tl;dr Don't off yourself, guy. You've got one shot on this little ball of rock, why not make it count?